What Every 46 Year Old Man Wants For Christmas But Only George Clooney Gets
It's kind of unfair that because you happen to be worth many millions of dollars, that you are known throughout the world, have homes in several countries and are blessed with Grecian Formula hair that you should somehow disturb the order of the universe by somehow convincing a 27 year old Croatian supermodel named Monica Jakisic that a 46 year old is just the right catch for her.
That last name is a bit tricky, but unless George has some kind of Ms. Jackson fetish we don't know about, then I'm guessing he calls her Monica or whatever generic name he uses for all the women he's been with. George and Monica have been whiling away the last days of summer on a boat cruising off the coast of St. Tropez.
Do you think George did Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life?
ehhhh, seen better. and whats with those pockets on her shirt?!
ReplyDeleteI have no clue what your definition of a "supermodel" is. But she is one under any definition of the word I've ever heard. Good God, are you sure she's even a model. Georges looks might be intact, but I think his eyesight is failing.
ReplyDeleteShe looks 17 not 27!! Robbing the cradle much there George!!! It won't last anyways - just another fling/beard...
ReplyDeleteShame about the face.
ReplyDeleteThis is a surprise?
ReplyDeleteI'm wouldn't be shocked if he convinces hordes of 18 year old blonds to spend summers with him.
I think I join the rest of the known universe when I say "unless George is announcing his relationship with me, I don't care about his latest chippie".
ReplyDeleteJesus, man. Get with the program.
Hell yeah he banged Mrs. Garrett. She was a hot older women back then. and when that bun came down, that red hair was prob to her ass. Yeah, George rammed it 5 ways til Sunday.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I hope that girl gets checked out after George is done with her. Who knows what he has.
ICK! ICK! ICK!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTrying to scrub the images from my mind!!!
*vomits*
Hey they never called it Edna's Edibles for nothing!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL..i slay myself.
^Heee! That's funny!
ReplyDeleteThe picture of this girl is disturbing...she has the deer in the headlights look of a teenaged kidnapped sex slave from Bosnia.
ReplyDeleteScary!
good for George, he's living the dream.
ReplyDeleteIce Angel,
ReplyDeleteI agree! She looks so sad in the picture,- I thought she was a sex slave from Eastern Europe as well, I really did.
And what's up with the misuse of the term 'supermodel' lately? It used to be reserved for the top five models in the late 80', and now it't being used to describe anyone who has ever been photographed, it seems. This girl is not a supermodel! Aargh!
"Do you think George did Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life?"
ReplyDeleteDoes she have a pulse?
He's all style no substance.
ReplyDeleteGimme Christian Bale anyday.
I agree with Ice Angel.
ReplyDeleteThis chicka is no supermodel. Nice body but she looks like a man.
A man with horrible streaky hair.
Living the dream, my ass!
;)
THIS JUST IN: GEORGE CLOONY SLEEPS WITH PRETTY LADY!
ReplyDeleteyeesh.
This is what is to weird to me: all his advertised-for-public-consumption female relationships seem to be with women who don't speak English and/or live on another continent. He's a smart guy; you'd think he'd want a woman with whom he could have deep conversations. Unless they're all beards, in which case, who cares?
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