Monday, August 06, 2007

Tom Cruise Or Cletus? You Be The Judge.

When Tom recently got in the water his secret was exposed. Tom is really Cletus from The Simpsons. So while Katie adjusted her bikini, Cletus tried to keep Suri from drowning and a wave washed over his head revealing that in fact Tom Cruise is actually Cletus Spuckler.


Posted by ent lawyer at 9:28 AM

4 comments:

  1. califblondy10:02 AM

    Every picture I've seen so far today, Suri is crying. How Katie could sit there staring at her little boobie while Dumbass Dad scares the living hell out of their kid is ridiculous. I hate when somebody forces a kid into the water.

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  2. Unknown10:13 AM

    lol!

    Can you maybe explain a little (in a sublte way of course) about the photog/extorion duo and what happened there?

    I'm curious as to why they can't "leak" something about the photos as well.

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  3. Tracee11:33 AM

    Ent do you know how hard it is to stiffle a giggle when you're munching on Doritos?! Hee! He really does! Too bad Tom doesn't have Cletus' IQ.

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  4. mandjo11:50 AM

    Wonder how many more Simpson look-a-likes we can find?

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