Monday, August 27, 2007

Teen Choice Awards

My shirts never look that starched even when I'm picking them up at the cleaners. Of course, my "cleaners" is the lady two doors down who offers "lawndry" service.
David Boreanaz just looks thrilled to be there. Either that or he's staring down Deryck Whibley before he steals his wife and makes her dress like a real person. It's just not interesting anymore and that fake smile is really starting to piss me off.
If you love curves, I know you love America. If you love half naked world leaders, then you probably love Russia.
If you like guys dressed as chicks, then you probably love Fergie.

If you like your ex-strippers turned rappers, and I do, then you must love Eve, and I do as well.
You know. Ludacris and Emmy would make a cute couple.
You realize that when Spade leans back, this shirt exposes the belly. That's just what every middle age out of shape guy needs to be showing the world. Probably how he got Heather Locklear. She's into middle age belly button lint.
Speaking of belly button lint. Anyone want to start a Megan Fox is pregnant rumor? Brian Austin Green has to figure out someway to keep her.
I know Miley Cyrus is on Disney, but I don't think she's required to wear a picture of the Hundred Acre Woods on her dress.
Are they doing a Mario Brothers sequel that no one told me about?
Jessica. Everyone will still love you if you eat something. This is getting ridiculous.
Sometimes you just can't tell the difference between Haylie and Hilary. Hilary should be very scared of that.
Zac, you may want to smile. You think you are super hot right now and nothing will ever go wrong. Everyone thinks you are a sex symbol and love you and girls scream. Won't ever change right? You may want to...
Say hi to Matthew Lawrence and ask him about his family."I'm touching a woman. It will be over soon. Imagine it's Cher."
Yes, the one hand in the pocket hug shows how much you really care.
I had a Waiting, Van Wilder doubleheader over the weekend so I will overlook all Ryan's Jeremy Piven like qualities and focus on the positives.

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:13 AM

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