So If Brad And Angelina Are Done Then What? I Say Brad And Gwyneth Get Back Together

So Brangelina is done or not done or looking for attention or adopting another ten children or going to rehab or throwing wine at each other or having sex on a golf course while people watch. All of that doesn't really matter. What matters is what would happen if they did break up?

Let's talk Angelina first. I think she would go back to having "lovers" as she put it and hiring a few more nannies and then finding a big house in some third world country where she could hide them all including herself while she plotted her takeover of the world, did heroin and had sex with everyone she could find. She would emerge reluctantly only to film one movie a year which would tank and do some UN stuff so she could get "gifts" from foreign leaders for meeting her. Every five years she would film another Lara Croft movie because the "gifts" would stop coming and the cost if drugs for she and her kids would keep rising.

Now Brad. I know there is the crowd who will say that he will go back to Jen. I'm not with you. Oh, I think he'll go see her and enjoy a little tickle a few times. He'll lead her on and then crush her when he says that he wants to be just friends. As a consolation he will buy her a lifetime supply of pot.

Where Brad is going, is back to Gwyneth. That's right. Everyone thought they would be together forever and then it was over in a second. She's done the kids thing, hidden away in the UK with her melancholy husband and now wants something more. Brad has been with shewild for the past few years and wants to tone it down just a bit, but not to Jennifer levels.

Also the publicity for the movie they are going to be filming together would be great for both of them and especially Gwyneth as she hasn't had any real publicity in a few years. Why else do you think they both would agree to sign on for the film? Maybe Brad is seeing all the moves in his head and so is Gwyneth.

Feel free to make your predictions as well and we'll see what happens.