So If Brad And Angelina Are Done Then What? I Say Brad And Gwyneth Get Back Together
So Brangelina is done or not done or looking for attention or adopting another ten children or going to rehab or throwing wine at each other or having sex on a golf course while people watch. All of that doesn't really matter. What matters is what would happen if they did break up?
Let's talk Angelina first. I think she would go back to having "lovers" as she put it and hiring a few more nannies and then finding a big house in some third world country where she could hide them all including herself while she plotted her takeover of the world, did heroin and had sex with everyone she could find. She would emerge reluctantly only to film one movie a year which would tank and do some UN stuff so she could get "gifts" from foreign leaders for meeting her. Every five years she would film another Lara Croft movie because the "gifts" would stop coming and the cost if drugs for she and her kids would keep rising.
Now Brad. I know there is the crowd who will say that he will go back to Jen. I'm not with you. Oh, I think he'll go see her and enjoy a little tickle a few times. He'll lead her on and then crush her when he says that he wants to be just friends. As a consolation he will buy her a lifetime supply of pot.
Where Brad is going, is back to Gwyneth. That's right. Everyone thought they would be together forever and then it was over in a second. She's done the kids thing, hidden away in the UK with her melancholy husband and now wants something more. Brad has been with shewild for the past few years and wants to tone it down just a bit, but not to Jennifer levels.
Also the publicity for the movie they are going to be filming together would be great for both of them and especially Gwyneth as she hasn't had any real publicity in a few years. Why else do you think they both would agree to sign on for the film? Maybe Brad is seeing all the moves in his head and so is Gwyneth.
Feel free to make your predictions as well and we'll see what happens.
Come on Ent! You know he'll go back to Juliette Lewis............
ReplyDeletewho cares.
ReplyDeleteI think Jennifer is the one who will tell him no. The'll be friend ok, but she won't go for anything else.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Jenny!
ReplyDeleteSee, I think the opposite. I think the tabs will force them to stay together so they can continue to fight and break up.
ReplyDeleteAngie was rocking that yellow dress at the Oceans 567 premiere! If that's rehab material I should be president of the world.
Nah. Brad's Angie's bitch forever.
ReplyDelete@mistik: HAHAHA, thats so true!
ReplyDeleteI think these rumors are a little unfounded...I'll believe it when I see a press release. I actually hope these two make it work.
Nope, I'm mostly with Ent on this one. I think Brad has banged Angie enough now to be able to clearly see her inner crazy. I will never buy into her Saint image. I can still only see her crazy past of getting married in a blood splattered gown and wearing blood vials around her neck. Brad and Angie will break up, Angie will go back to her girl lover but will OD on something to commit suicide, Brad will raise the kids and secretly toy with Jen a time or two only to get her hopes up and crushed, then he'll go to Gwyneth.
ReplyDeleteAniston and Gwyneth's man should get together.
ReplyDeleteYou all got it wrong..Angie's gonna dump Brad and he's going to run off to Lake Homo with George Clooney.
ReplyDeleteHow do we know that this isn't another one of Mr. Clooney's horrid practical jokes??
ReplyDeleteI mean if he's fessed up about one little bit of disinformation, how do we know that he isn't the biggest disinformation machine making us think that the Jolie Pitts are on the verge of a break up and that he's a big ol 'mo when the truth may be just too boring for words?????
Bottom line, unless you know these people personally, I'd take this all with a big grain of salt and make margaritas!
LOL I'm in total agreement with that spin Jax....Couldn't you see Brad & George "parenting" together.
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