Reese Witherspoon's Putting Plastic Bags On Your Doorknob
Reese Witherspoon was named as the first ever global ambassador for Avon. What I think that means is that she is going to be paid more money than you and I will see in our lifetimes and she will work for their foundation and pretend she actually wears Avon products. In her statement released on the Avon website, she called Avon a world class beauty leader, but stopped short of saying she actually wears the stuff. As she did in LA yesterday, Reese will probably got to events to raise money for breast cancer and maybe go rile up the sales folks at a convention with some Dr. Philisms and other good southern talk but I don't think she's going to come over to your house and give you a makeover. I guess Reese must have stayed with the Avon folks all day yesterday because she brought a change of clothes. Of course if you gave me a gazillion dollars I guess I could spend all day with you as well.
Avon has been spending the money lately on D listers like Lauren Conrad and Jennifer Hudson to endorse their products, but rolled out the big guns yesterday with Reese.
I love Reese and I don't think this is any worse than wearing fake eyelashes while you advertise for mascara that makes you look like you're wearing fake eyelashes.
ReplyDeletedamm, why can't all women look that hot after they have had a couple of kids?
ReplyDeleteLOL Twisted - too true!!
ReplyDeleteTotally agree Twisted!
ReplyDeleteAvon has changed a lot, they've really improved. But their mascara still sucks balls.
ReplyDelete"But their mascara still sucks balls."
ReplyDeleteWell, then I know some men who would probably like their mascara.
All I can think when I look at the first 2 pics is "Jay Leno wants his chin back"
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