So Cameron sets up a photo op for herself so people will know its her 35th (ahem) birthday and all she could do for herself was to buy some cheap ass dollar store flowers.
Anyone want to argue that Shiloh isn't Brad Pitt's kid. I don't see any of Angelina though.
Romeo's first day of school where all the moms show off their fake breasts and dad's show off their fake injuries.
Add 100 pounds, ten more double chins and a few missing teeth and you have a perfect self portrait of me. You know this isn't me because I wouldn't have passed up a chance to grope Hayden. She's very firm you know, and legal.
Is that the same kid that started with them in Hawaii? You know it must suck to be a celebrity parent and be judged by someone like me that your kid looks a mess but you somehow look perfect for the camera.
Almost happened. Thisclose to a wardrobe malfunction.
Pink and John Cusack in Germany. The only thing more surreal would be Tom Cruise peering at them from the scaffolding.
Twice in a month Keanu has gone out to dinner. Must be why he didn't eat it all. He's probably just in shock that he had two sets of clean clothes.
For someone who seems to spend her entire life outside, Kirsten Dunst has to be one of the palest people on the planet.
Tilda Swinton and George Clooney do their Tom and Katie impersonation.
Anyone want to argue that Shiloh isn't Brad Pitt's kid. I don't see any of Angelina though.
Romeo's first day of school where all the moms show off their fake breasts and dad's show off their fake injuries.
Add 100 pounds, ten more double chins and a few missing teeth and you have a perfect self portrait of me. You know this isn't me because I wouldn't have passed up a chance to grope Hayden. She's very firm you know, and legal.
Is that the same kid that started with them in Hawaii? You know it must suck to be a celebrity parent and be judged by someone like me that your kid looks a mess but you somehow look perfect for the camera.
Almost happened. Thisclose to a wardrobe malfunction.
Pink and John Cusack in Germany. The only thing more surreal would be Tom Cruise peering at them from the scaffolding.
Twice in a month Keanu has gone out to dinner. Must be why he didn't eat it all. He's probably just in shock that he had two sets of clean clothes.
For someone who seems to spend her entire life outside, Kirsten Dunst has to be one of the palest people on the planet.
Tilda Swinton and George Clooney do their Tom and Katie impersonation.
I see more of her granfather in Shiloh then her mother. I wonder if people point that out to Angie. lol
ReplyDeleteIs Ent implying that Cameron Diaz is older than 35?
ReplyDeleteI'm expecting a crotch shot of Hayden P. any day now. She started showing some clevage the SECOND she turned 18!
Dear God!! Was that poor baby even allowed to ride inside the plane?!
ReplyDeleteAnd in the Clooney picture, Tilda kinda reminds me of a gentle giant version of Cate Blanchett.
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Hayden P. wears far too much make-up. She looks...cheap.
ReplyDeleteI think Shiloh has Angelina's mouth shape. And Brad's piggy nose... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI get to see Hayden for myself this weekend, in London. Being a straight woman, I don't care that she's legal. I will report if she is wearing too much slap - I hate that!
dang! check out the legs on Cameron. Not too shabby for a 35 year old! Heck hers look better than mine and I am 29.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly enough, Tilda Swinton is actually 1/2 inch shorter than Clooney's 5'11". She must have been wearing some HUGE heels in this photo.
ReplyDeleteLMAO at Hayden trying so hard not to inhale the stench of Enty's "little bro."
ReplyDeleteSee, being a celebrity IS hard work!
Cece, he's ducking down.
ReplyDeleteIs that a subtle jab a keanu?
ReplyDeleteThank you, Ent, for my Georgie fix!!! God, he looks good with stubble.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd have to say that Tilda is standing on something,
George would still hit it.
ReplyDeleteWhy are John Cusack and Pink together in Germany? That seems odd, does't it?
ReplyDeleteshiloh can't have brad's nose, unless she got it from the same doctor.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ent, you dirty perv!
ReplyDeleteActually, two of you were right. George is crouching a little bit and Tilda is wearing REALLY big shoes. See the full length pic here:
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Mia,
ReplyDeleteyou mean Brad had a nose job? If he did, he should get his money back, the new one is pig-fugly! I've never heard he had any surgery, apart from trying to get rid of his acne scars.
I met Hayden P on Sunday at a signing event, and I am happy to report that she wasn't wearing too much makeup! That must've been just for the cameras. She looked fine. Very cute & tiny.