Monday, August 20, 2007

Random Photos Part One

No blanket, but how about a bunch of old bandannas from Dad.

So when Jen is 70 and still single and pining for Brad, will she still be going on vacations with the Arquettes?

"No. I don't actually wear this crap. I just sell it."
"Umm honey. How many kids do we have? I think we might be missing some."

Notice the woman in the background smoking the cigarette. She's either thinking to herself that Zac is one big fairy or that she wants to show him some real woman loving like he's never had. Teri Hatcher after 3 hours in church. Didn't work. I'm thinking the writers get rid of her this year.
For those of you who lust after Sean Penn.
I think I forgot how gorgeous Naomi Watts can look.
Notice the ring finger and remember a little trip to Vegas about a month ago. That's all I'm saying.



26 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:56 AM

    who would LL have married?

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  2. Callum Best. *shudder*

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  3. Also, Naomi - that's a kid, not a watermelon.

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  4. Wait...who did Lilo marry?

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  5. Nobody likes a tease, ENT.

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  6. Lilo married to Calum? Did she get relationship advice from Brit?

    Anyone wanna put some money on how soon she'll be pregnant?

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  7. Oh my, Ent just did a reveal!!!
    Wow... Calum Best though? Uggg

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  8. maybe it was a commitment ceremony with Sam lol...seriously we shhould thank Britney for letting us learn from her mistakes without making them ourselves--Hohan is a offially a MORON!!!

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  9. No, not a cheesy little ring like that! Noooooooooo! It's just wrong.

    Sean Penn, at 47, has the body of an in-shape guy at 57. Just sayin'....

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  10. miss x

    i will take you on the her being pregnant i give it around november after all she has court coming up and its a perfect end to a very bad year. i have a feeling this may be a reveal.

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  11. Anonymous1:19 PM

    God help us all.

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  12. Knowing Lilo its a promise ring to herself to 'breathe ' or some shit.

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  13. Jax, you read my mind every time. <3

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  14. This must be the answer to the blind item about an A list body with B+ work who got married on a lark, when everyone thought it was over.

    At the time, I had guessed Lindsay, she has a thing for Calum, other than he supplies her with coke.

    Between this and her legal troubles, she is getting close to running out of money. Word on the street is she is almost broke.

    Now let's see if the pregnant rumors end up becoming true or maybe she was the one who just missed a couple periods, but had told everyone she was pregnant.

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  15. If she got married in Vegas, there would be a public record of it...

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  16. Yeah, and I just checked, the original blind item didn't match up time wise.

    I hope she is finished with Calum, she screws up enough of her life herself, she doesn't need his help.

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  17. KMN, you think November? Definitely a post-rehab baby.

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  18. Sean Penn has got that HGH body going on.

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  19. Is this the BI Ent is referring to?

    Monday, July 16, 2007
    Today's Blind Items

    Some very interesting news. It seems that this certain A list body with the B list resume has been sticking with her guy after everyone thought that all was said and done because they got married. Not recently and no one even in the family is the wiser. They did it on a lark, but now at least she understands that in order to get out of it, people are going to find out she was in it in the first place. He's just happy to be married to her. I know when you read the first line you think it's very obvious, but it's not.

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  21. No record of LiLo getting married in Vegas, but it would be fun to try other celebs! I saw Britney and Nicky Hilton's on there...

    http://sandgate.co.clark.nv.us/recMarriage/marrName.htm

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  22. I'm with Nadia. Commitment ceremony with Samantha Ronson.

    However, when EL ends it with " I know when you read the first line you think it's very obvious, but it's not", Lindsay would be the obvious guess. At least for me that opening line reaks of her.

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  23. Is that really Jennifer Aniston in the pic? While it mostly looks like her, the body looks too chunky to be Jen.

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  24. I actually think she looks much better with some extra weight.
    It softens her face.

    Those shorts aren't flattering though.

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  25. Man I completely forgot about SamRon! A commitment ceremony seems too crazy to actually be real.
    But I can't help wondering of ENT took advantage if the recent break up of Jessica Alba and Producer Dude as misdirection from the obvious LiLo answer.

    If this is true this is SCANDALOUS!

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  26. Hey Ent!

    That lady smoking in a cigarette in the background is me and YES I want to show Zac what a real woman is like! I cannot think for a minute that Zac is gay so I won't hear any of it. The guy is soooooo cute and after seeing HSM2 3 times (hey I have kids!) I am completely in love with a teenager...hey he is LEGAL!!! So it's OK, right?

    If he is gay, he's a great actor because in the movie, when he looks into Gabriella's eyes he has total fuck me eyes!

    I will just continue to believe that rumors that he is gay are simply started by those who are jealous of his good looks, talent and success, or want him for themselves and can't have him! HE'S MINE!!!

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