Must Be Something About Blondes

First there was Blonde Ambition and the recent announcement that it was going straight to video hell along with the career of Jessica Simpson, and now it turns out that Blonde and Blonder is also going straight to video. The movie has been ready since Cannes but had not been given a release date. Now the news is that it will never get a US one. The movie is expected to be a huge, embarrassing bomb in the US, but is actually expected to do decently overseas and perhaps make an overall profit because of the popularity of Pamela Anderson and the whorishness of Denise Richards.