Must Be Something About Blondes
First there was Blonde Ambition and the recent announcement that it was going straight to video hell along with the career of Jessica Simpson, and now it turns out that Blonde and Blonder is also going straight to video. The movie has been ready since Cannes but had not been given a release date. Now the news is that it will never get a US one. The movie is expected to be a huge, embarrassing bomb in the US, but is actually expected to do decently overseas and perhaps make an overall profit because of the popularity of Pamela Anderson and the whorishness of Denise Richards.
I wonder if next year Denise is going to have throw cheaper laptops at senior citizens? Poor diddums.
ReplyDeleteThey should change the cover and trying hawking them at sex shops. Peeps will think it's a new flick. Instant success-Like One Night in Paris.
ReplyDeleteAnd usually the rest of the world is so much smarter than we are....
ReplyDeleteI think Denise needs to hook-up with Steven Bing immediately. He's rich and clearly does not know how to control his baby batter.
ReplyDeleteI think Pammy did him - maybe she could broker the deal. Now that she's not an "actress" anymore, she could try the "madam" thing.
The rest of the world usually does act smarter than the US. But, that's why they gobble up everything we put out just like candy. It's pure sugar, will rot your teeth if you chew on it too long, and absolutely guilty-pleasure-delicious.
ReplyDeleteOkay I'll probably get a lot of flack for this but I don't mind Pamela Anderson. (okay, deep breath, I said it) I think it's because she does so much work for PETA. I respect that.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I'll probably be one of those non-Americans who actually borrows this :( Sad, I know.
Haha Bluegirl, I don't mind Pammy either. I think she's a nutter but that sex video with Tommy Lee was pretty hilarious. Barely two brain cells between the two of them, but anyone who calls their man "Lover" has got me laughing for days.
ReplyDeletePETA notwithstanding -- I've heard people who saw the dailies for Blonde and Blonder have a case for saying watching it would be tantamount to cruelty to humans.