Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Lederhosen Are Cool In Paula Abdul's World


Paula --"Hmm. Honey what should I wear today for my flight to NY? There are sure to be lots of pap here and in LA."

JT Torregiani --"I'm trying to sleep. You pay me to be with you, not to answer your questions."

Paula--"You are so right. Honey, I think you are just going to be the biggest star. Your restaurants are the best and you look amazing this morning. I think I'll wear these Lederhosen. No one will ever expect this. I wonder why there were so many pairs in the store. I think they should just be flying off the shelves."

Loud crash is heard as well as the squeals of a dog and a bottle breaking.


Paula--"I think this ugly top and hideous scarf just make it work don't you honey?"

JT--"I told you to leave me alone."

Paula--"I love you like I love Simon. You know we really do love each other. When he ignores me and hits me and pretends he doesn't recognize my phone number, I know he still loves me."


"Ummm Paula. Could you sign my daughter's piece of paper and not her hand?"


3 comments:

  1. Why yes, those ARE lederhosen, which, along with her blouse, were made out of drapes. I saw her hanging from trees with some kids singing, "Doe a deer, a female, deer..." Lots of slurring in the song, too. Oh, that kooky Paula!

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  2. Anonymous5:50 PM

    lol! With all th Simpsons references lately, you should have put her side by side with Uter!

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  3. Call me moronic, but I don't think it looks half bad.

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