Monday, August 13, 2007

Jurassic Park Goes From Classic To Crap


Casting is underway for Jurassic Park IV. Laura Dern will reprise her role as Dr. Ellie Satler but there is no word on any of the past Park performers except that Sam Neill, of course said no. They must be paying Laura Dern a ton of money because this movie is going to be crap. Don't believe me? Here is the plot.

The government has trained the dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battles.

I guess maybe the idea was to bring back Godzilla, Mothra, Hulk, and every other superhero and just throw one big digital CGI jumping the shark blowout. I'm hoping that is the thinking because the idea sounds like crap and can't believe someone said, "Hell Yes. Let's spend $150M making this."

Posted by ent lawyer at 12:43 PM

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