Jessica Biel Is In The Sixth Grade --Except For the Getting Naked In A Movie Thing--And Bad Taste In Women
Jessica Biel is like the kid in middle school who says,"do you think Jen likes me?" "Could you ask her?" "Could you tell her I think she's cute?"
In the new issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine, Jessica Biel gushes about Jennifer Aniston and how much she loves Jennifer and wishes they could be friends. How about this quote.
"I understand being sexy, men love you, that's great. But what's really important is that women want to hang out with you. That's what I love about Jennifer Aniston - I watch her films and I think I love her. I really want to be her friend! I want to play those roles so women will think that about me too. It's about not taking yourself too seriously."
Uh huh. Now maybe she didn't mean that quote like I'm reading it, but it sounds to me like she would much rather hang out with women, wants them to want to love her and think about her, and just kind of puts up with guys because she has to. I guess guys think she's getting naked for them in her new movie, but really she's doing it for the ladies. She wants them to love her and be her friend and figures if she shows them what she's bringing to the table they will be more interested. I see the logic and am not offended as a guy if that is her real purpose. I just wish Portia de Rossi would discover the same logic.
Well if Jennifer Aniston is into chicks, I think she knows she got a sure thing here. It probably won't be as funny as John Cusack's sure thing, but I'm sure it would be a big seller if filmed.
Um, what's John Cusack's sure thang?
ReplyDeleteso who was vw??
ReplyDeletemayeb john cusack is the loser from yesterdays blind item, the actor demanding his umbrellas?
ReplyDeleteenty you should have posted the pictures of her and her "trainer". they looks so *adorable* when they dress the same.
Um, I think this is how women feel. Men actually drive us all crazy most of the time. We merely tolerate them. For sex. That is all.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't mean I think Jessica is into men - even for sex!
"The Sure Thing" is a John Cusack movie from the eighties.
ReplyDeleteLoved "The Sure Thing"....it was a great movie!
ReplyDeleteI already love her and dream about her, I know... it's sad.
ReplyDeleteBut I am not sure about hanging out with her, might be dangerous.
...and the titular 'Sure Thing' of the movie was Nicolette Sheridan, IIRC.
ReplyDeleteCourse, that was in the old days, before she began to look like a hard-faced tranny!
Topic? Biel probably eats at the Y - or would like to. And Y not?
The Sure Thing was one of John Cusak's best movies.
ReplyDelete"What's a matter....don't you want to give me a ride".
i learned about shot gunning beers watching "the sure thing" thank you john cusak.
ReplyDeleteI've seen her interview. She is VERY dumb.
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