Jenna Bush Finds Someone To Marry Her
Jenna Bush became engaged on Wednesday which is kind of an odd day to get engaged. You work all day, get off work, go see the boyfriend, have some dinner, complain about your day, and then right before Top Chef you get asked for your hand in marriage. Good thing there's TiVo.
Jenna got engaged to Henry Hager of the Richmond Virginia Hagers which of course shouldn't be confused with Hagermeister or Hager Daaz which is why Jenna originally started dating him. When she realized there wouldn't be free booze or ice cream a relationship had begun. Henry Hager is a long time supporter of President Bush and his father is the Chairman of The Republican Party in Virgina.
That should be some really exciting sex, if staring drunkenly at press clippings of you Dad gets you both revved up.
ReplyDeleteMark my words, this one is going to be the Joan Kennedy of the Bush family. Were just a drunken car wreck and murderous cover up away from some juicy gossip.
so long as we get a couple of sex tapes out of this marriage, before the inevitable divorce, then at least one member of the bush family will have served the best interest of our nation.
ReplyDeleteSome .... too funny. I think even we Canadians could appreciate that...
ReplyDeleteI can just see their wedding registry: highball glasses, Margarita glasses, an ice bucket, tongs, a shaker, shot glasses, wine glasses, pilsner glasses, decanters, bottle-openers, champagne glasses rocks glasses........
ReplyDelete::Cutting and pasting Helena's list for my future registry::
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the coasters!!
ReplyDeleteThey soooooooo deserve each other!
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