The Jackson Family Freak Society--You Thought Michael Was The Worst

I am making the claim right now that Jermaine is the nuttiest Jackson. Yes, Michael is whacked out, BUT he doesn't quite come out on top when comparing himself alongside Jermaine. In court papers filed in July, Jermaine's ex says he hasn't been paying child or spousal support and says he's broke even though his girlfriend (formerly of retail) just purchased a brand new Bentley. OK, that makes Jermaine an asshole but it doesn't make him as crazy as Michael.

In her court papers, Jermaine's ex wife Alejandra asks for full custody of the kids ages 11 and 7 because she alleges that she is uncomfortable with Jermaine and his girlfriend sharing the same bedroom as the two children. Umm, yes that would freak me out as a parent also. So now we have Jermaine and the new girlfriend and the kids all sleeping in the same room, but you are still not convinced he is crazier than Michael.

How about this then to push you over the top? Prior to marrying Alejandra she was involved with another man and had two kids with him. That man was Jermaine's brother Randy. Now, I'm not sure if Jermaine has to return the favor by giving up his new girlfriend to Randy after she bears him two kids or if this is a rotation system like when you play Hearts and that maybe the new girlfriend has to go spend time with LaToya or something.