I Didn't Even Know Britney's Kids Could Talk
I'm guessing these covers are designed to let us know that Britney's a bad parent. Umm. I think we probably already figured that one out. HOWEVER, much of this is being blown up way out of proportion like all good gossip. Like Hayden and her smelly cat. I know it was her hands, but don't you miss "smelly cat?" Anyway, some of you must be divorced and have kids. If your ex puts your children in danger or does something horribly wrong, there is a process by which you petition the court to change the visitation agreement and declare why the other parent is a psycho and what they have done to harm the children or put them in danger. The court then reviews what you have to say and can change the agreement. If it is an immediate threat of danger, the court would sign temporary orders until a hearing can be held.
Going out and getting drunk, dressing like a hooker and sleeping with more men than a hooker does not get your kids taken away from you unless you are leaving them alone, offering them drinks or placing them in some kind of danger while you are off making crappy music videos and fumbling with a stripper pole.
There is the thought that every time Britney leaves the house with the kids she is putting them in danger because of the pap and the chance for bad things to happen, but a court is never going to say that you can't leave the house with the kids. So the headline in Life&Style about Britney putting the kids in danger, again is the reason they can get away with that headline, BUT if the pap didn't have Life & Style to sell their photos, they wouldn't be following Britney and the kids wouldn't be put into danger, so it is really Life & Style who are putting Britney's kids in danger when she leaves the house. Her bodyguard didn't beat the crap out of the cabana boy at the Wynn.
Finally to answer Life & Style's Question about Why is Lindsay in hiding?
Why the f**k do you think she's in hiding? That has got to be the dumbest question ever.
EL, I agree with you. It takes a mom making life choices that really endanger her kids before a court will remove them from her custody these days. What Brit's doing - ain't it.
ReplyDeletemakes me think of that great line from Keanu's character in Parenthood;
ReplyDelete"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father." OK, the part about the father isn't relevant, but it's an interesting point. I actually hope K-Fed follows the process and gets custody as I believe he'll be the better, more responsible parent by far.
Seems to me that Kevin could do practically anything and still come out looking OK. Since Britney had her meltdown, the paps haven't given her a break(not taking up for her). I'm sure she has to manage SOME good behavior.
ReplyDeleteIf she is that disturbed, these magazine covers sure ain't helping matters.
ReplyDeleteLiLo leaves me cold, but against all odds, I still loves me some Britters... Team Train Wreck!
Brit doesn't want to be left alone. Remember she is her own publicist. And she circles places where the pap is to get attention.
ReplyDeleteShe might not have her kids taken away from her, but one day her kids will see the footage of their crazy mother on True Hollywood Stories or whatever and they'll see the disregard she has/had for them. And that's when the shit will really hit the ceiling.
I think by then, her kids will be screwed up either emotionally or because of drugs or both. The odds are really against those poor babies.
ReplyDeleteJeez, can you imagine 15 years from now-maybe not even that long!
ReplyDeleteThere is such a thing as emotional neglect and I do believe Britney is guilty of that, plus is her children are handing her her "lolipops" this is abuse as well. She is a walking CPS case..
ReplyDeleteI can see it know ... 15 years from now .. violet affleck playing the part of the young brit before the meltdown .. and then suri cruise playing brit after because she has so much of her own baggage to use as a reference ...brad and angie's kids can play the hangers on ..geez, all of baby hollywood can find a part to play in this "made for lifetime" movie
ReplyDeleteDonna, either that or they'll all be in some reality show where they can showcase their dysfunctional lives.
ReplyDeletegood one ts .. it could be called "evil spawns of hollywood"
ReplyDeleteExcellent title!!! Call it like it is.
ReplyDeleteis it just me or does JJ look like a baby Shrek? im getting that vibe..maybe its the green shirt..they are both cute as hell.
ReplyDeleteonce Kevin signs the custody agreement, which he just did, stupid ass, he would have to prove she is doing a lot more than the stupid crap we're seeing. Even Crack whores keep their kids. If he had wanted primary physical custody before there was any agreement in place, he might have had a shot at it. I don't really think he wanted the full-time burden. Wonder how much time he sees his other kids, the ones that aren't little ATM machines.
ReplyDeleteBrit kinda looks like a tranny in that pole hunching pic! Sorta like she has four buttcheeks.
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