E! Wants To Pay Kim Kardashian And She Doesn't Have To Get Naked
With The Simple Life saying buh bye recently, E! wanted to find some other mindless crap to shove down our throats. They thought they had found the perfect crap when they signed Kelly Osbourne and Kim Stewart. The problem with that pair was they were just awful on camera, had no personality and no one could ever understand what they were babbling about.
So what's a network to do? Sign Kim Kardashian and her whole damn family to a reality series. Along with the whore herself you get the 8 foot tall sister Chloe who will kick your ass, as well as Kourtney who I think is actually cute. Also thrown into the mess is their stepbrother Brody Jenner and all that comes with him. It will be like the Brady Bunch, although this time with excessive spending, drinking, porn and OJ cameos as the crazy next door neighbor who will actually kill you if you don't get off his property.
The big problem I foresee is that Kim Kardashian is about as much fun to watch on camera as dirt. She filmed the most boring sex tape the world has ever seen and probably shows more emotion getting her nails done than she did, well, getting done so to speak.
If the rest of the family is just as yawn inducing then it will just be one stage managed event after the other which is when reality television sucks the most.
ugh! I cannot stand the thought of her mother getting publicity -- she is such a skank.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, the apple never falls far from the tree
fugly ... wow .. its amazing what plastic surgery and mac cosmetics did for kimmie ...i guess she didnt want to share the info with her little sisters ...
ReplyDeletewhere would this woman be without 20 pounds of makeup and plastic surgery?
ReplyDeletesomebody post the before picture its quite eye opening how much work she's had done.
wasn't Kim K the answer to the blind item about the celebrity who wanted to be paid for sex at the NBA all star game in Vegas?
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you pointed out that Chloe was the 8-footer. For a moment, I thought Chyna was a member of the Kardashian family.
ReplyDeleteomg, the tall one is a man.
ReplyDeletethe other sister is pretty though, i think Kim went a little overboard. although she is probably considered 'bombshell' now and she would have just been pretty before, or something.
i know I keep doubling up on comments, but I didn't actually read the post before the last comment. Wtf? I had no idea Brody was Kim's step brother. craziness!! I cannot even imagine what that family must be like. OJ might make it oddly entertaining. He should wear a fro like in naked gun..is that the right title?
ReplyDeleteHere's a link to a "Before" picture of Kim. She, of course, adamantly denies any surgical enhancement. Claims that the before pic was taken when she was 12 y.o., and that the nose has been altered in the old picture. Riiiiight.
ReplyDeletehttp://bossip.com/3487/exclusive-kim-kardashian-interview/
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ReplyDeleteI'm embarrassed to admit I even know who Kim Kardashian is.
ReplyDeletejeez, jerry, that is not what she says about you!!!
ReplyDeleteKloe (yeah...with a "K" their mom did that to ALL of them...the "K" thing) looks like Robert Kardashian in drag. Jeez!
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