Monday, August 13, 2007

Does Britney Keep Shaving Her Head?


I don't have hair anymore and so maybe I forgot some things about how long it takes to grow hair, but doesn't it seem like Britney should have some hair by now? She and Alli were at a wig shop again the other day trying to find new wigs for Britney. I know Britney likes to play dress up and maybe each wig is a personality for her, but she must have some real hair there somewhere. Does she keep shaving it every night in some odd religious ceremony or has it just simply not wanted to grow back or grown in grey? No one asks where the hell is her hair? Now if that stringy ass mess under that hat is her real hair, then I know why she keeps buying wigs, but if that stringy ass hair is a wig, then think about how bad her real hair must be.


9 comments:

  1. If Britney half a brain, she'd rock that minked head like she owns it.

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  2. I agree with Kelly. I think it'd be hot!

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  3. I thought Mena looked terrific with her buzz.

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  4. Hey Ent, check out this Vanity Fair online article about the loser men who use the Rich & Famous Women in Hollywood.

    www.vanityfair.com/fame/features/2007/09/tabloidboys200709

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  5. Ya'll! Look at the pic of Brit. She looks like a dewd with hair, can you imagine her tooling around without a hat or wig?! I mean her face out bloats her head!

    You know she should take a lesson from that girl on America's Next Top Model and just sew the wig on. Gurls have been doin that in Harlem Queens, and Brooklyn for awhile.

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  6. Her extensions were improperly placed to begin with - you NEVER attach extensions in the front or at the hairline around the face. She was so desperate for hair, she found someone to do it, and now she's paying the price. They are individual strands attached with either adhesive or heat fused. They have to be constantly removed and reattached as the hair grows and it's damaging. She won't have real hair for a long time. She'd better just stop with the extensions, wear a wig or wear a pixie do for a while and be done with it.

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  7. I worked for a criminal law firm several years ago and we had a client who was constantly getting popped on cocaine possession. Every time he came into our office, his head was shaved, and he actually told the lawyer who was handling his case that he did it in case the prosecutor wanted to try and test his hair, since he would habitually refuse a blood test, and by the time his court date rolled around, he'd stopped using long enough to make a blood test inconclusive.

    That being said, as crazy as Brit Brit is acting, and the weirdness with the wigs, there may really be something to it.

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  8. Rumer Willis is pretty when she smiles. Looks just like her mother.

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  9. Anonymous2:15 PM

    when on a healthy diet, hair grows approx 1/4 to 1/2 inch per month. So it should be at least 3 inches long now. As someone stated above, she had such awful extensions to begin with, she probably has permanent (pulled out at the root) bald spots all over her head.

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