CNTLB Is Getting Another New Show

Every television show that Victoria has tried in the US has bombed. So now, Victoria Beckham's management company is trying to find some format that works for her vision to be the British Oprah. She also needs to find something to do in LA besides shop and not leave tips when dining. She who doesn't tip has been meeting with producers and is pitching the idea of a Making The Band type show in which females would try out and essentially become the 36 millionth contrived band brought together solely for the ego of the host. All contestants would of course need fake breasts and be forced to go without a bra at all times. Having no manners and an ability to actually sing would be optional.