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They control the world and Jada Pinkett Smith is their leader. Notice the only one who doesn't blend in to the color scheme is Katie. She is still in training. They also need more female children because so far Suri is the only female for breeding purposes.
I know you love Adrian. Well if you love him so much, tell him (a) to learn how to dress and (b) if you are going to dress like this, at least buy a different outfit so we don't have to see the same one repeatedly.
Anyone want to take a guess at the height of the heels? If David is squeezing? If this is the reason Posh has those crappy legs?

She thought about wearing a bra and then said f**k it, Jada would kill Will for looking anyway and Tom, well...
Congratulations Bruce. This one appears to be out of high school.
The brainwashing is complete and Brooke Shields is allowed to leave the party.
You know I really don't like to say bad things about Alyson, but she just gets worse on a daily basis. I just hope to God that is a wig and please do something about the bow. Seriously. She used to be hot.
I don't think there is anything that can help Lil Kim.

Let's see. Side boob, chewing gum, loud laugh and lots of dental work. Now, how long was she married?
When Jenny breaks up with Jim, he is going to go into hiding for five years. He is so whipped.
I've seen knives that are less sharp than those heels.
"See the great thing is you just take the bag out of the box, make a couple of holes and there you have it. I even use the little twist ties to hold it all in place."
Rita Wilson. Alone and with new boobs.

I think everyone is agreed that Rihanna doesn't need to EVER pull back her hair.
So Brian Grazer could have gone the stereotypical Hollywood route and brought an 18 year old with him, but instead he brought Ron Howard who for once has left the house without a hat on his head. They both look incredible. Stunning. Like a million dollars.
"N- 42", "B-7,"
"So Mel here told everyone what a big c**k I have and so now Devon decided to come join the party."
I guess wherever Wesley Snipes has been hiding out, they stopped designing clothes in the 1970's. I feel like I'm looking at Roger from What's Happening.

Vivica had to promise to be on her VERY best behavior to be invited.
"Yes, stand six feet away so you don't tower over me. Besides I had this light installed specifically for these photos so I wouldn't look older than 21."
"What? I'm with a man? Damn high talkers."
First of all I think Serena looks great. Second, I have no idea what kind of truck that is in the background, BUT this is a great ad photo for that company unlike Paris and the Ford.