Today's Blind Items

You think I'm going to write about the sex party, but I'm not because I wasn't there and so far I haven't spoken to anyone who was there. Who wants to talk about a bunch of D-listers having sex anyway? Speaking of sex somehow I don't think Jake and Reese are doing the nasty, especially since she's the one doing the driving. Maybe she lets Jake use her place for other things like working out or knitting. Not that there is anything wrong with knitting. You really don't see much knitting going on at the Knitting Factory despite the name. I think Crazy Aunt Pearl went there one time thinking there was though.

#1 It worked once, why not try it again? This parasite got some help in the record department with one lap dance, so why not try and make it two? The parasite decided to try and give a lap dance to an aging record producer who said no thanks despite many attempts by the parasite to suck up and do whatever she thought might work.

#2 This A+ film actor who has become sort of a do gooder as of late when not making mostly forgettable movies recently was at an event with regular folks. You know, the people who have jobs and spouses and families. Didn't stop him from making the moves on one married woman as he told her all the things he could give her if she spent the night with him or at least a few hours. They had been flirting all day but he became increasingly arrogant and blatant in what he wanted to do to her and finally she had enough. She told him no and said that if he didn't stop, she would get her husband to kick his ass. He might play a tough guy in films, but in reality it seems that the threat of a good ass kicking turned more than his hair grey.