This Is Why You Never Get Back Together After A Breakup
So Jessica Alba broke up with Cash Warren but you knew it was bound to happen. It always happens like that. He broke up with her a few months ago and she was devastated. She was depressed and lost a bunch of weight and was just miserable. This is the guy she had always planned on being with forever. So, Cash had Jessica Alba begging him and pleading with him to take her back...and he did.
The mistake was breaking up with her in the first place and I'm sure looking back he will be pissed that he did, but he compounded the mistake by taking her back. See, what he had done was shift everything. Now she was scared he would do it again and so she didn't let herself get as close to him or as deeply involved because she was afraid of getting hurt. She put up a wall and he couldn't get through it. That mental and emotional separation just can't be recovered.
Then she starts the worldwide promotion tour for Fantastic Four and so they only got to spend a few days in Paris together around the 4th of July. The rest of the time she's been alone and free of that emotional bond she had before, just realized she could kick Cash to the curb and be okay with herself, and Cash is just kicking himself and realizing he's alone and that HE blew it.
At this time I would also like to volunteer to be the rebound relationship for Jessica. I know they never work out, but I'm okay with that.
Enty, set your sights higher - you can do WAY better than this one...
ReplyDeleteYeah, I agree - I dont think you are missing anything w/this one.
ReplyDeleteWow, EL, you should be moonlighting as a shrink because you were dead on with the lousy dynamics that occur with most breakups and reunions.
ReplyDeleteI second that, Cali Girl.
ReplyDeleteHez (and her "Fantastic Two")
Right on point with that one.
ReplyDeleteENT knows all about the psyche. He posted Johnny Depp pics yesterday. Last night I dreamed that Johnny Depp was my personal slave and he was wearing a dog collar. What a dream!
ReplyDeleteENT knew what he was doing.
Awe Ent - you could totally do better then JA - you don't need her ego.
ReplyDeleteLadies: Of COURSE Enty wants Jessica Alba - every guy wants Jessica Alba! ...At least he's not on the (delusional) Jessica BIEL bandwagon.
ReplyDelete[Ooh, I forgot... he's not on ANY bandwagon these days. It's safely tucked away in the garage where it belongs.] :)
Thanks for putting all that into words! I think Jessica is great and just wish her the best of luck. Maybe she'll do as well as Dayanara.
ReplyDeleteCailyn, I'm with you. I didn't think EL was interested in her for her sparkling personality.
ReplyDeleteI have freinds who served Jessica and Cash in Vancouver..they all said th esame thing..shes cold and he's a major prick. Apparently she went to order a burger and he got up and found the waitress and asked her to bring a salad instead.
ReplyDeleteNo one was more surprised than Jessica when the salad came...with HIS burger!
He is a douche bag of shiteous proprotions
Did we already know about this BI reveal, the losing weight-miserable part? I know that it was at least pretty well figured out, but I can't remember if Ent made the JA-CW part official or not. He has here.
ReplyDeleteShe's a seriously hot piece of ass, but has just a fraction of the personality of a cooked flounder. Please do not ever watch a behind-the-scenes DVD featurette (*cough* Into The Blue *cough*) thinking that you'll enjoy looking at her... I had to turn it off, she's so hard to listen to, so you know it had to be bad.