Thursday, July 19, 2007

Southern Hospitality Opening

At every restaurant opening, it's nice to know a 14 year old is going to get her ass groped.
If there is an opening in New York and it involves food, Damien Fahey will find his way there. Guaranteed. If you are in the New York area and want Damien at your party or office event, simply call MTV and explain there will be free food and he will be there first and stay late all for no hosting fee. MTV's phone number in New York is 212-846-6000.
Was Olivia Palermo the substitute for Jessica last night?
"Oooh, I get to see Justin and we can take pictures and I'll be famous again."
"Look Ma, a black guy came and it's Jay -Z. I must have lots of street cred now."
The sneer reserved for fans.
Jamie Lynn didn't get new ones, but maybe she's trying out the idea.


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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:40 AM

    Yeah ENT - I heard your girlfriend Jaime is back w/her old boyfriend - sad for you!!!

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  2. Anonymous10:52 AM

    And thus begins the countdown to the closing of Southern Hospitality. Any bets on whether or not this restaurant will last longer than britney's did.

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  3. Hez10:53 AM

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  4. Hez10:54 AM

    JLS off the market again?

    Where WILL poor Enty turn for comfort??

    ::bats eyes::

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  5. ent lawyer10:55 AM

    Yes, his silk shirt wearing, beard growing, man boob self was there. But, they never did break up. Unfortunately. He just isn't always around.

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  6. Tracee11:43 AM

    Jaime looks good. Not a big fan, but at least she looks healthier. For awhile there she looked sickly.

    Okay, Justin. I'm getting tired of that scraggley facial hair. We get it, you're a man, not a boy. We get it your not a squeaky clean boy bander anymore. Just shave the damn thang!

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  7. mandjo7:20 PM

    Justin looks like a nasty, "pubey" mess!!!

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  8. Jerry5:41 AM

    Ent, since you have all the show bidness contacts, kindly let everyone there know that hydraulic chesticles are just repulsive.

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  9. Unknown7:09 AM

    Oliva Palermo..
    EUGH

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  10. 2hp11:17 PM

    Just ate there tonight. Not bad at all. Here's the menu, in case you wanna check it out:

    http://menukarma.com/menus/menu-for-southern-hospitality-in-new-york-city


    I had the Memphis Spare Ribs

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