So Thandie's husband is wearing is ring, but you know the lady is a playa. I believe that is the first time I've used the word playa in the blog and will probably be the last.
I lied. Speaking of playa's. I'm guessing a kick to Diddy's balls may have happened just after this. Perhaps Mr. Diddy was diddling Danity. Yes, I know there's no Danity, but I wanted the whole alliteration thing and so diddling Aubrey wasn't going to work out quite the same.
Keanu on the set of his new movie. You know when he takes a shower and cuts his hair, he actually looks normal. I had someone today tell me I look like a freak and I do shower sometimes so that really hurt. Well maybe I am a freak but that 17 year old girl from the Ukraine thinks I'm hot. Of course I've only talked to her on the internet and she thinks I'm Brad Pitt doing a research paper on former Soviet States but still, it's something.
Speaking of freakish. Good god man buck up or go get yourself a street hooker but get that look off your face.
See I can handle the competition when it's a skinny little Russian dude. Hell, her trainer probably could eat this guy for breakfast.
Keanu on the set of his new movie. You know when he takes a shower and cuts his hair, he actually looks normal. I had someone today tell me I look like a freak and I do shower sometimes so that really hurt. Well maybe I am a freak but that 17 year old girl from the Ukraine thinks I'm hot. Of course I've only talked to her on the internet and she thinks I'm Brad Pitt doing a research paper on former Soviet States but still, it's something.
Speaking of freakish. Good god man buck up or go get yourself a street hooker but get that look off your face.
See I can handle the competition when it's a skinny little Russian dude. Hell, her trainer probably could eat this guy for breakfast.
His shoes say he's her Paves.
ReplyDeleteHis SUIT says he's someone else's Paves later in the evening... ;)
ReplyDeleteGiven our comments on the trainer, the trainer prob'ly did eat a little bit of this guy for breakfast.
ReplyDeletelol hez snd dnfromn
ReplyDeleteHe's gonna pop jazz hands any second.
ReplyDeleteHe's a Manimal deep inside, though. Look at that chest hair.
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