Random Photos Part One
I know you must have had something better to do than watch your Cheap, no tip leaving bitch of wife spend more of your money.
Come on Queen. Push her down the stairs. You are a big woman and she is tiny. It's just an accident. No one will know. She's just teetering on those 8 inch heels right at the edge of the steps. Maybe David will catch her and maybe he will think to himself this is my chance. Go ahead. Why not? The Spice Girls will sell more tickets because they can turn it into a tribute concert and make more money because they won't have to give any to Posh. I'll even represent you for free. And if I lose and you go to jail, you can beat up anyone that comes your way. I won't ever talk about you and your trainer again if you just push her a little.
Not the kinds of bat and balls John is used to.
He's filming a movie. He could actually give a crap about the Mets.
Speaking of giving a crap. You would think your husband would get wise, but I guess not.
A little tan line from the J-Lo. I kind of like it. I don't like the leech on her arm, but the rest is ok.
If this was anyone else we would ask what the hell was she smoking before she came to the premiere.
The only other celebrity at the premiere was their minder Leah. I think she's just their permanent shadow and then she gets on the Tom (that's Scientology speak for phone. Yes, you didn't know Tom invented the phone? He did, so they named it after him) and he gives her the next instructions.
Ok, the leech and her must have been smoking something.
J.Lo's new lips look like HELL! She's fighting the hot like it insulted her mami.
ReplyDeleteMan Ent, that was a mess-o-photos. I dunno where to start!
ReplyDeleteFirst thank you for showing Beckham, -sucking in drool-, he's gorge. I don't care if he's with that wreck of a woman he makes me think BIG.
Second, Lat isn't gonna push Posh, you know she wants some of that chicken wing on Posh's chest. Although, who knows maybe Lat got a grope in.
And Skeletor is on something! He looks doped up all the time. Which makes me wonder, is LHo putting up with it or is she on something herself?
No comment on Revolta. The pics speak for themselves.
Ent, who was buying the time Posh 'didn't leave a tip'?
ReplyDeleteI understand in UK, waiting staff don't have to rely nearly so much on tips to survive, BTW - and 10% is normal for the person paying to tip, no matter WHO you are.
Is everyone using the Penelope Cruz mascara now???? And not very well either!
ReplyDeleteI always liked hearing when Brad and Jen would leave those humongous tips because, after all, $50 isn't going to mean much to them. Certainly not as much as it would to the waiter. It just seemed like sharing, in a nice way. I've heard of others also but Brad and Jen came to mind first.
K - 10% in Chicago will leave you with a knife in your back and a lot more in your food the next time you go eat there.
ReplyDeleteJLo kinda reminds me of the elf people in Lord of the Rings or something(espec. in the 2nd pic)
ReplyDeleteSeeing John Travolta in his 'Hairspray' costume made me notice how close his eyes are set together. Now, that's the only thing I see when I look at him.
ReplyDeleteICK! I sure hope that lipstick shade on J Lo isn't the new up & coming trend, 'cause I ain't buying!
ReplyDeleteAnd Leah R.'s falsies (lashes people! LOL!) look like they came from the Dollar Store clearance bin!
LOL! The body language between Posh and Queen L. speaks volumes! No one looks comfortable in that shot...
ooh Jlo get thee back to Sephora stat! That peach mess is not hot.
ReplyDeleteTwistedSister, that's what I'm saying: One of Posh's peeps should have a word with her for future reference, yes? Hella lotta difference between UK and US in a lot of respects!
ReplyDeleteAs to JLo.. WHADEH!?!? She looks like her own death mask.
K, I hope once Bitterwaitress.com opens up they leave a post about her cheap ass. You'll have servers spitting her food from here to LA.
ReplyDeleteFor Gawd's sake - doesn't anyone NOTICE??? J. Lo's been BOTOXXED!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe can't move her face!!
Cyn
Um. No.
ReplyDeleteUm. Yeah.
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Um. Yeah. Look at the last picture - totally swollen around the mouth/cheeks.
ReplyDeleteWait, they don't botox lips - what do you call it - collagen injections.
ReplyDeleteShe can't close her mouth.
Cyn
Well if the caption for Eva L. and Mario Lopez isn't a reveal for a BL then I don't know what is.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Jennifer start taking makeup tips from Mary Kay? (That your lipstick must match your outfit.)
ReplyDeleteLopez used to look flawless all the time... and something in the last 18 months has gone haywire. It is time that she finds herself new friend.. that does not belong to the cult.
#1...'k' - your table is ready...and all of us here are ready and lining up to shove your 10% up your.........culo
ReplyDelete#2 - john tra'homo' has gained and lost more weight than oprah! what diet is he on? i see he's lost his new 'hair' for the movie...must have a new 'piece'....literally
#3 - el/ml; how long before she's caught carrying his spawn (which will be sponsored by tiffany's)? duh...
#4 - jlo...bitch is brainwashed with botox, collagen and scientology. i swear she's going to be the next anna nicole with that pill face. how many does she have to stuff down her throat to actually wake up and feel like a woman? say bye bye to jenny from the block.
LOL! You lot make me laugh.
ReplyDelete10% is pretty much the norm in UK,if it's not, it will be written at the bottom of the menu or the payer will be advised somehow of what percentage is expected, mostly at the bottom of the receipt which will helpfully suggest the amount to be added...
There are some major differences across the pond, is all I'm saying!
buvez.rose - MY table will be ready with nothing but sweetness and light and waiting staff who remember me as the chick with life threatening food allergies who acknowledges their existence, uses their first name, smiles and laughs with them and always leaves a tip.
If it was Posh's shout and she didn't tip, sure, spit away - if she took any bites of her food it might actually make her put on some damn weight!
LOL at the Posh and Travolta comments Ent.
ReplyDeleteJennifer looks terrible, her makeup is awful, what a terrible shade of lippy! Marc looks as shit as ever.
Leah is looking *rough* these days, must be going through some of the more tough training in order to advance thru the ranks...
Culo?!!! Buvez.Rose, are you Italian? For a moment there I thought I was at a family gathering. I was waiting to hear, "Hey, stunod!"
ReplyDeleteQueen Latifah looks like she is checking out the girl with the hot legs behind Posh! Heh!
ReplyDeletek - aha! your geographical setting excludes you from our tipping rules...*removes foot from mouth*
ReplyDeletets - you made me laugh so hard i think i may have tinkled! heheeeehheahhahaaa...stunod!!!
i went back to the posh/latifah photo and had to do a double take. did you guys notice her hair? it's in cornrow braids! does she have some sort of ethnic movie role coming up? or maybe she's just trying to rock a new look...interesting.
JLO - where have all your gays gone? they would never let you step out looking like that. You know you're in trouble when you are looking scarier than Marc Anthony
ReplyDeleteBuvez.rose - *bows prettily* thank you m'dear!
ReplyDeleteAs to QL - possibly just growing out a perm and not prepared to wear a wig or have a weave in the meantime? A woman's hair needs to rest (gave up on those perms about 15 years ago, never looked back)
Those are some big ole fat cornrows.. easy to do and keep in for a week or two 'til she decides what she wants done.
Looks like a clown. Fugly.
ReplyDeleteJohn Trahomo is the best celeb name EVER.
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