Random Photos Part One

See, in the rest of the world you wear a bathing suit to go swimming or perhaps you would go topless as well. Those are generally the beaches I enjoy visiting, but most countries have banned me from those beaches. It is a long story but involves some fruit, some tanning oil, and a very large camera. Anyway, even though Britney buys dogs with abandon, her shopping skills have not yet reached the skill of buying a bathing suit. I guess we should be grateful it wasn't a thong.
A closeup of that tattoo. At least I hope it is a tattoo and not an abundance of body hair.
"One time at band camp, I got married and turned from a hottie into a school marm."
You know Jodie Foster can still look good when she wants. Not like the crush I had on her in all those Disney movies, but still, not bad.

And then there is the Jessica I do love. It's not just the Silver Surfer that's rising sweetheart.
In Sydney, Evangeline Lilly exclaimed she had no idea where Dominic was and of course they aren't dating.
Meanwhile in another part of Sydney, Dominic says he has no idea where Evangeline is and of course they aren't dating.
Two people I would love to see dating are China and Ali. Of course that only happens in my mind and has no basis in reality. Despite my best intentions and provocations, neither Ali nor China would be interested in that activity. But you can never say I didn't try.
The Leto family Thanksgiving must be joyous. Yes. They are all Leto's.