Ali Larter
Minka Kelly
Molly Sims
Hilary Duff does her best Brooke Hogan impression.
"A little deeper."
"Yes. Just like that. I think you got the bits and pieces back in place now."
Winona Ryder in Vogue.
Doesn't Samantha look beautiful and fun? Samantha, I love your brother's CD and will buy 20 copies if you promise not to sue me.
Mischa Barton in Elle UK
WTF is Hilary Duff wearing? Its like a bad reject from Joan Jett/ Janice Dickenson collection.
ReplyDeleteWith a twist of Olsen.
She looks more like Hulk Hogan.
ReplyDeleteShe was on So You Think You Can Dance? last week and she looked really awkward. She was lip synching, but couldn't dance at all. She was out of breath when it cut to live "How's everyone doing tonight?" and she looked misearble.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I don't think that "rock hard" body of hers came by lifting weight, I think she's on the nose candy diet.
If I was Posh I'd let Becks put his hands anywhere on my body, in public and private...(daydream sequence begins)
That Vogue cover looks more like Angie Harmon than Winona Ryder, photoshop much?
ReplyDeleteAlso, Mischa Barton looks totally stoned, or half asleep. Take your pic
Hilary can not really sing, and dances almost as awkwardly as the Parasite. I also think she has been using both Clenbuterol and a whole lotta blow. But I think her sister's probably even worse.
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ReplyDeleteI think BOTH Winona and Mischa look like they're high! Maybe they are!?
Not to be 'one in the know' but my bff sister works at an exclusive Bev Hills gym and she says Hillary and Haylie are in the gym 4x a week when she is in town.
ReplyDeleteOf course the other 3 days she could be cracked out on smack.
Oh, so that's where Posh's Control Board is hidden.
ReplyDeleteENT - if you buy 20 copies of Mark Ronson's CD, will you pick one up for me? I STILL don't have one. I have it on backorder with CD Universe.
ReplyDeleteLOL kellysirkus - that was a GOOD one!
ReplyDeleteVery funny, Kelly!
ReplyDeleteRubberlegs!
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