I didn't know the Virgin Mary was into hip hop or Playboy. Huh. Learn something new everyday. I guess that whole clean cut thing didn't work out too well for Jesse so now he's going for that fake rap look. Not in a good way, but more like in a Jamie Kennedy way. I saw
Boiler Room again over the weekend and I forgot Jamie Kennedy is in it. He looks like a 16 year old trying to grow a mustache in it.
Benji looks ridiculous trying to be tough. Look at Sophie in real life and then look at that photo of her over her shoulder. No wrinkly chipmunk cheeks in the photo.
How many times during this party did people come up and say something about a drink or food being spilled on that jacket. God, it's uglier than the jacket Perez wore to Tori Spelling's party.
Hey same glasses as Benji. Maybe Benji borrowed his from Sophie.
This is Evian water and Taryn Manning. If this is not their new ad campaign, they are morons.
Star Jones has turned into Katie Couric.
So now we know she spreads on land or sea.
Honestly, I want to say something, but can't think of anything that wouldn't just be really, really mean, and I can't do it to Mary Kate.
Brody and Lauren actually look good together, but isn't he sleeping with a Duff?
Benji looks ridiculous trying to be tough. Look at Sophie in real life and then look at that photo of her over her shoulder. No wrinkly chipmunk cheeks in the photo.
How many times during this party did people come up and say something about a drink or food being spilled on that jacket. God, it's uglier than the jacket Perez wore to Tori Spelling's party.
Hey same glasses as Benji. Maybe Benji borrowed his from Sophie.
This is Evian water and Taryn Manning. If this is not their new ad campaign, they are morons.
Star Jones has turned into Katie Couric.
So now we know she spreads on land or sea.
Honestly, I want to say something, but can't think of anything that wouldn't just be really, really mean, and I can't do it to Mary Kate.
Brody and Lauren actually look good together, but isn't he sleeping with a Duff?
Mary Kate looks like a bite-sized Kate Hudson. Like if you broke off a piece of Kate Hudson and dipped it in some Kate Hudson, but it's not the whole meal-sized Kate Hudson... just what the French call an "amuse-bouche".
ReplyDeleteDid I mention I think she looks a bit Kate Hudsony in this pic?
is it me or does Taryn Manning just looks like cheap sex.
ReplyDeleteA unicorn tattoo is never good.
ReplyDeleteStar Jones has always reminded me of Jiminy Cricket...only not as cute.
ReplyDeletewho's the guy in the wallpaper suit? It looks like Jim J Bullock.
ReplyDeleteenty:did you take the pict. of taryn at the Polaroid party?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's exactly how I drink my evian
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I don't know how you could compare anyone to Perez - at least as to fashion choice. The homeless dress with more style and class than Mario
ReplyDeleteHere's the link to the picture Ent's talking about of Tori's party where Perez is wearing a ridiculously inappropriate puffa coat (but at least it matches his new "Sunny D" hair).
ReplyDeleteSomeone remind me... how hot it is in LA right now????
Perez looks like a douche-sicle
ReplyDeleteit's about 85-90 degrees here in LA. and taryn manning always looks like cheap sex.
ReplyDeletebet sophie's loving photoshop right now.
I didn't know the Virgin Mary was into hip hop or Playboy. Huh. Learn something new everyday.
ReplyDeleteHey Ent, you just catching on? That's why rappers always say, "like to thank God first for letting me win this award."
So Jesse's just taking it to a whole nother level. When he gets his grammy he'll thank Jesus' mother for giving birth to his homie Jesus and THEN God. That's just how it works in his world. Ladies first ya dig?
HAHAHAHA douche-sicle! I'm using that.
ReplyDeleteNice one, Brendalove
Oh, Hez, i sooooo did NOT need to see that!
ReplyDeleteOne more question about Metcalf, what's up with the two fingers? Is he trying to tell us where his finger have been? -sniff- Does someone smell fish?
ReplyDeleteOkay, now I'm done. :)
MK looks like a hybrid of my little pony Parker and Chloe S. from Big Love
ReplyDeleteMK looks like a hybrid of my little pony Parker and Chloe S. from Big Love
ReplyDeletewhy in god's name would perez wear that? i don't get it he's a big man and its friggin hot that cant be good...to smell.
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