Even though he's married to Posh he still smiles.
Does anyone else think that Britney owning a dog is probably the worst idea ever?
Guess Paris has been chugging those beers since she got out. Oh, that's right she doesn't really drink and doesn't hang out with people who do. That beer gut must be from the prison food then. Wait though. She said she didn't really eat when she was in jail. Well maybe one of the prison guards knocked her up. That is justice.
That is about as close to kissing either one of them that I would get. It's like a petri dish of bacteria not seen in anyone else.
Now Julia Roberts used to be the crazy, whacked out actress everyone always talked about. You remember that
Hook debacle and getting engaged like twenty times in two years. So there's always hope for Lindsay and Britney and everyone else. OK, I don't think anyone really believes that but you just have to throw out that straw for the fans to grasp.
Eva might only be marrying one of them, but that doesn't mean she won't be having fun with all of them. Look at her sitting on the edge of the boat just waiting for someone to knock her overboard. Then she could go live with Kurt Russell and his four kids and do all their laundry.
That look is why Tony should just run and run and run and run. Believe me pal it won't get any better.
Does anyone else think that Britney owning a dog is probably the worst idea ever?
Guess Paris has been chugging those beers since she got out. Oh, that's right she doesn't really drink and doesn't hang out with people who do. That beer gut must be from the prison food then. Wait though. She said she didn't really eat when she was in jail. Well maybe one of the prison guards knocked her up. That is justice.
That is about as close to kissing either one of them that I would get. It's like a petri dish of bacteria not seen in anyone else.
Now Julia Roberts used to be the crazy, whacked out actress everyone always talked about. You remember that Hook debacle and getting engaged like twenty times in two years. So there's always hope for Lindsay and Britney and everyone else. OK, I don't think anyone really believes that but you just have to throw out that straw for the fans to grasp.
Eva might only be marrying one of them, but that doesn't mean she won't be having fun with all of them. Look at her sitting on the edge of the boat just waiting for someone to knock her overboard. Then she could go live with Kurt Russell and his four kids and do all their laundry.
That look is why Tony should just run and run and run and run. Believe me pal it won't get any better.
Oh that is not fair. Julia isn't stupid like those chicks.
ReplyDeleteIt's comparing cro magnum to homo habilus. It's just not right. lol
Nothing like some bare man-ass to cheer up your Monday.
ReplyDeleteWHERE ARE THE BL HINTS/REVEALS!? I thought this would be a picture-free week of fun :(
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ReplyDeletesorry, I was angry
Gotta say - that is hardly a beer gut on Paris.
ReplyDeleteIts nice to see Paris is getting started on her charity work. Instead of focusing in on herself.
ReplyDeleteI don't give the Eva Tony marriage much of a go. Why do they bother to get married?
Kurt russle is the bi about the nanny to keep an eye out for.
ReplyDeleteYep. Ent has been giving us clues all morning with these posts. Kurt Russell. Eva and Tony. Etc. Etc.
ReplyDeleteWhat ages are Kurt Russell's kids? do they have nanny-age kids?
ReplyDeleteI feel like you guys are on to something with all of these random photos being clues but I'm not connecting the dots. The Kurt Russel one is interesting, but why would they have a nanny? for the grandkids? Goldie is looking all sorts of crazy these days, for sure!
ReplyDeleteI'm REALLY lost - where was there a picture of Kurt Russel????
ReplyDeleteNo more clues, just answer the blind items outright! Don't make us suffer any longer!
ReplyDeleteC'mon guys. Ent was referring to the movie Overboard where he stars with Goldie. Remember? She was freakin rich in the movie and treated him like a dirt because he worked on the ship. Then she fell off the boat, bumped her head and lost her memory. Kurt rescued her and then tricked her into think she was the mother of his four snotty nosed children.
ReplyDeleteGood movie. Check it out if you've never seen it. He is not a reveal. :)
Tracee
OVERBOARD is the best movie ever!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh - okay - yeah I got that but the 4 kids was from the movie - dont see how that relates to the BI...
ReplyDelete12:29 Not everything is about a blind item. He was making a joke. Remember those...someone says something funny we all laugh...
ReplyDeleteI give the EL?TP marriage 7 months before it hits the skids.
KIA
Kurt Russell is not an answer to a Blind Item. ENT was making a joke about the movie Overboard. Eva is much like the pampered, obnoxious, rich-bitch character that Goldie Hawn plays in the movie.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I think we look for clues in everything ENT says. We need to stop analyzing and realize that sometimes ENT says stuff just to say it - not as a clue - and in this case he was making a job about Overboard.
I gotta wonder about these dudes like Tony Parker and Freddie Prinze who get totally bitchmatized by 'zillas like Eva. Maybe their mommas were hell on wheels and it's the only normal they know?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe they are so privileged they need something to complain about in life? It's a head scratcher for sure.
Worse idea than owning a dog for Brit: Becoming a mother.
ReplyDeleteThat poor poor widdle puppy... Anyone remember what happened to her last "beloved pets?" Or for that matter her children?
ReplyDeleteMy gawd, I loath her.
What was the Julia Roberts "Hook" debacle? I vaguely remember there was some minor controversy but no details.
ReplyDeleteI remember a Blind item about Julia flying to Italy to "convince" Clooney to do a role. Then she backed out of the project when her feminine ways didn't work,lol.
ReplyDeleteBit Bit went to Brit brother bryan. Who then gave it away.
ReplyDeleteI didn't really feel like posting today but yes, it really disgusts me how Britney keeps buying all these animals, then gets sick of them, then gives them away. It's so wrong, a pet is for life not just something you buy and discard.
ReplyDeleteBTW I have 2 dogs and 3 cats and although sometimes they annoy me I would never ever give them away.