Thursday, July 26, 2007

Paris Looks Hideous...Hooray Beer

It's not very often I devote and entire post to Paris, but imagine my joy, nay, my sheer adulation when I saw these photos of Paris from last night. It's like she took a nightgown and stuffed it into some really unflattering pants and decided to go out. I will let her decide if she just wants to be known as beer gut Paris or if she wants to start pregnancy rumors. That's her choice. I do know Nicky was with her last night and maybe Nicky is getting tired of Paris and told her she looked great. I'm just sorry Natalie Maines had to come along for the ride.




6 comments:

  1. Pee Aitch is looking awfully mumsy in these photos.

    But Natalie, don't you dare make nice with her.

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  2. What's over her head in that last pic? It almost looks likes she's sticking her own finger over her head.

    Okay, attention given to Paris.

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  3. Anonymous10:41 AM

    God, please dont tell me she is be-friending her??? I like the Dixie Chics - only country I can stand - again, each and every day all my glorious delusions go down the toilet - yesterday it was John Cusack is a prick and then learning that Coke does not make you thin (that was always my hope, that if diets failed I could always turn to the blow) and today - Paris befriends the dixie chics...

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  4. Paris is really not aging well - and she's only in her 20s.

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  5. Drugs will do that to you.

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  6. Natalie looks FAT. Or maybe her body is just becoming proportioned to her mouth.

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