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The end of the world.
Ja Rule and Lil Wayne should be glad they didn't run into each other.
Mindy McCready is the Tonya Harding of country music except there is no sex tape and they didn't make a Seinfeld episode from her experiences.
Heather Locklear wants to kick Pamela Anderson's ass over David Spade????
When you are married to Brad Pitt, then of course you are going to be depressed and a possible drug user.
A sex tape with Kate Moss and Pete Doherty is probably going to be funnier than the Kim Kardashian one. I guess Pete can perform but until the cheating thing I would have said it wasn't possible. I know a thing or two or a hundred about not performing.
Angelina and Brad married? Is ENT trying to tell us they are the secretly married couple from blind item, wife upset and staying with him?
ReplyDeleteThat is strange. I didn't even catch it at first, curious. Inte-resting.
ReplyDeleteHeather should kick Pam's ass. Just for entertainment value. Other than that Heather needs to learn that when she breaks up with a guy he's open game...even to nemesis.
If Brit is preg again, I'm gonna get my tubes tied. This is a sign that aliens and skanks will walk the earth, leaving a trail of sperm, shoe lifts, cigs and red bulls in their wake....also leaving no future for any children.
My thoughts exactly, curious. I was just hoping someone else would say it first.
ReplyDeleteHave you guys seen the Luke Wilson film Idiocracy? Britney is a PERFECT example of how we successfully dumb down society to one that can't tie their own shoes.
ReplyDeletemy first thought was that that was confirmation/the answer to the BI.... funny, the only reason I thought that wasn't them was that I couldn't see Brad wanting to stay with her....... i could, however, see him insisting on being married before Shiloh was born..... which is probably what hapenned.... that said, would he not tell the family? perhaps ma pitt would be upset?
ReplyDeleteThat settles it - I guess Brit is the answer to Four For Friday's BI #1.
ReplyDeleteThey probably didn't want the media storm? Maybe they did tell the family. It's everyone else who Ang doesn't want to know because of her previously denouncing marriage?? Or maybe Brad told his family and Ang didn't tell hers? Many variables, many .....
ReplyDeleteBrit's suddenly 10 pounds heavier, she assumes she must be pregnant. It never occurred to her that she stopped dance rehearsals and resumed her dozen a day Frap habit and gained 15 pounds.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention the friggin redbulls..hello celebutards thats like a hot fudge sundae right there my friend. WITH whip!
ReplyDeleteAngie doesn't have anyone but her brother to tell even if they did get married. Well, okay, her ex husbands & her employees.
ReplyDeleteI'd be looking for some artificial stimulation too if I had to hang out with Brad Pitt for any length of time. Unless of course he's shirtless and has his mouth taped shut...maybe then.
I'm not a sex tape kind of gal but damned if I wouldn't be right there in line for a Kate/Pete sex tape. How friggin' bizarre would THAT encounter be?
ReplyDeleteFor your convenience, here is the blind item being referred to... Brangelina? Could be!
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Some very interesting news. It seems that this certain A list body with the B list resume has been sticking with her guy after everyone thought that all was said and done because they got married. Not recently and no one even in the family is the wiser. They did it on a lark, but now at least she understands that in order to get out of it, people are going to find out she was in it in the first place. He's just happy to be married to her. I know when you read the first line you think it's very obvious, but it's not.
I dunno, Christine - that one screams J.Alba and Cash to me...
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