Morning Links
You heard Kim Kardashian is going to be in Playboy? Yea, well she is leaving her clothes on. I know, I know if she was going to leave her clothes on, then she could have been in any magazine. The problem is do you think the folks over at Redbook want her in their magazine? 30 ways to not burn your Thanksgiving meal with Kim Kardashian inside talking about the best way to fake an orgasm when having sex on video.
I hate Courtney Love for what she is doing with her share of Nirvana, BUT, if she keeps doing this, then I will be nice to her much more often. Or at least until she decides to sell Kurt Cobain cologne.
Mr. Porn Stache looks to be recovering from a thorough prostate exam as he takes his new girlfriend out. I guess she digs the stache. I wonder if Orlando has installed shag carpeting and lava lamps at his place also. A little "Shaft" in the background and he is good to go.
Why the f**k would you even go to a restaurant if you are just going to bring your own chef with you? What is the point? Are you so sick of your house and need to get out of it? And if you are going to have your chef cook for you, then why would you go to the most expensive place in town? Just head over to Denny's and let him cook there.
Brigitte Nielsen is suffering from Flavor Flav withdrawal so she checked into rehab. Flav was there five minutes later with a camera crew and a new reality show was born. Do you think she has run out of Stallone money yet? I'm wondering if she did the VH-1 shows to get famous again or for the money.
I really do feel sorry for Tammy Faye. The woman has just been through one thing after another for like 25 years. Whenever I see her some new disaster has befallen her but this latest is the worst. Whenever I see the photo from Larry King (who I still abhor, BUT feel a suck up, kiss ass was needed in this case) I just cringe. No one deserves a fate like hers.
