So in Britney is a big fat mess news. Everyone has heard she got that gig in Vegas hosting a party and we all know how that last one turned out, and K-Fed is also looking for work at the same radio station that Ryan Seacrest calls home. Speaking of home, Britney's mom went over to Britney's house last month and the two ended up in a cat fight. I guess this fight made Britney even more senseless because now she's managing her own career and publicity. I think the baseball bat thing was a good first attempt. To celebrate her new found freedom, Britney took her kids for a ride around a local Starbucks. And when I say around, I mean around, like four times. Like European Vacation around. To top it all off, Britney got reamed by The Humane Society yesterday for her multiple dog purchases. Oh, and by the way, Britney has a new single out.
Mel B's new boyfriend has a big d**k.
Oprah picks her Presidential candidate.
Nicky Hilton is a bitch.
If you are going to take a whack at a pap, you probably would be better off not whacking a TMZ cameraman.
Ok Britney here's the plan:
ReplyDeleteGrow some hair
Grow some brains
Grow some sense
Grow some pride
oh...and
GROW UP.
Its all fun and games laughing at the train wreck..but them boys omigod..flash forward 20 years Brit and realize what you're doing!
. I'm not saying that some mother's don't have a slap coming, but the mothers that do, have done worse to their children than Lynn has done to Brit. Seriously Brit, don't burn EVERY bridge or you'll never return to sanity.
ReplyDeleteOn this path she won't see her boys grow into men. Crazy,crazy, crazy with a touch of sadness.
I honestly think Britney is showing many symptoms of for-real schizophrenia. And she's at the average age of when it strikes.
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