Morning Links

DJ AM dumped a model. Umm sure. How about he only saved enough money from his lawn mowing job to buy her for the four months. When that was gone, so was she.

Isaiah Washington is no longer out of work.

A new Ace Ventura movie!! no Jim Carrey though, just that kid I'm always saying looks like Andy Milonakis. Tax and title extra.

Jerry O'Connell managed to marry way out of his league. It doesn't take much for me to marry out of my league. The 400 pound cleaning woman with the full beard and six kids is out of my league.

Snoop is getting a reality show. You know it's not really reality. I like how VH-1 calls it celebreality. That's more accurate. My reality and Snoop's reality are nothing alike. My reality is eating a cold bowl of ramen after working 14 hours while Snoops reality is, well he may be a bad example. He's done so much pot, I'm not sure he even knows what is real anymore.

Of course Sienna was dumped by her boyfriend. What kind of terrible shocker is that? She's been getting Diddyized.

Justin Timberlake has a new restaurant opening in NY. I give it a month.