Morning Links

Jessica Simpson is 44 years old today. OK, well, actually it's 27, but she looks closer to 44 usually. I say usually because these photos of her aren't that bad. They still don't change the fact that she's a whacked out spoiled princess with the creepiest dad this side of Thora Birch, but she does look decent. Lots more photos and other words of wisdom from popsugar.

I'm sure it was probably just incense. No? How about a clove cigarette? Well it must be something like that because Paris has never done drugs right? She wouldn't lie to us, her fans would she? Especially not to this 4 year old fan who will creep you the hell out.

Victoria Beckham says she's a normal working mom. Has anyone ever seen her actually work or take care of her kids for longer than the two minutes the cameras are there? Does she even know the actor's names who are playing her kids?

Ryan Seacrest cried like a woman at Tony and Eva's wedding. Actually he cried like a really gay man because none of the women cried. Only Ryan cried.

Amy Winehouse wants kids. Great she and Nicole Richie's kid can have playdates and trade needles.

Tom Cruise buys another year of "happiness."