Thursday, July 12, 2007

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Kate Moss has been hiding at this guys' house. Whatever you read, don't believe it. This guy really is Mugatu and has kidnapped her. Beneath this guy, is the last known photo of Mugatu.

Little Britain is headed to the US. The show will be Americanized and will be seen on HBO beginning in 2008 after filming concludes this fall.

Xanadu opened on Broadway last night. Who really gives a crap right? It was an awful movie and now they have turned into a Broadway show? Olivia Newton John was there and did they ever find that guy who left and pretended to be dead so he wouldn't have to sleep with her anymore?

Yea, I got it. They're real and you want them bigger so guys will take you seriously. Learned that from your dad huh? While you're at it why don't you do something about that magazine cover because your lip looks like the dentist just shot you full of Novocaine. Did you let your dad do the photoshopping or something?



23 comments:

  1. David Walliams :o)

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  2. Will Ferrell needs to film more "Pearl" videos! @ laughordie.

    "I gotta get my drink on"

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  3. i agree b:) ...but I think she made her farewell film as the tough cop ... we gotta little problem here esai ...

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  4. And here we have it - the death knell of the brilliant Little Britain "The show will be Americanized ".

    sigh.

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  5. A) I love Little Britain as is ... it needs no Americanizing... Can't wait for he new series...
    B) What is up with Jessica's snaggle tooth look? Those are some big incisors she's got - it totally ruins the shot and since it's Photoshopped to hell and back anyhow, couldn't they have fixed that???

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  6. Holy Crap! Janice Dickinson has taken over Jessica Simpson's body.

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  7. Here's some Pearl trivia for the day. Her mama is Jeremy Piven's sister. Yeah, for real.

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  8. Anonymous12:04 PM

    LOL! MUGATU!!!

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  9. isnt she married to wf's friend, who is also in the movies with him .. playing the roomate and also the good cop?

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  10. One of the worst picturs of Jessica S. EVER. By the way,- does anyone else believe that she is this BI:
    "Which lovely blond actress has been attracting more attention for her coke habit than her fledgling career lately? It's not just her friends who are worried."
    (NY Daily News June 18.)
    She lost A LOT of weight after breaking up with John Mayer in a very short amount of time.

    F.

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  11. Yes, Shira Piven is married to Adam McKay, and together they produced the great Pearl!

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  12. no way! piven is related to Pearl?!

    Just reading your post Donna I'm laughing.

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  13. Am I the only one who thinks she's trying to make her lips and hair look like Anita Bryant's?

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  14. i know .. all i have to do is think of pearl and I laugh to myself .. she is brilliant and yet, so down to earth!!!!

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  15. Ya, If I'm in a bad mood I watch the vid's and then I get a permagrin that only juvederm could erase.


    Will Ferrell more Pearl video's please!!!!

    LainieKazan she has lost her beauty at the Dr's office.

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  16. Brilliant call on the Mugatu doppelganger.

    David Walliams did a great special on Bond movies that I saw in the UK before Xmas (when the new Bond came out). If anyone gets a chance to watch it, it's fabulous and very funny. He's a cutie.

    Am now convinced JSimp, AssSimp and PapaSimp will still roam the earth with the other cockroaches long after the apocalypse has destroyed us all. Sweet apocalypse - put me out of my misery now, won't you? Please?

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  17. hez, you got an envy problem there girl. jess looks pretty good to me. i wouldn't mind looking like that.

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  18. Ent, ROFL! Mugatu! Didn't know who you were referring to until I scrolled down. Heeeeeeeeee!

    That is all. :)

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  19. Wow! What about my post suggested I envy any of the Simpsons? Was it the veiled praise you spotted at the heart of my cockroach reference? Granted, I think we all want to live through an apocalypse, but at what cost?

    With all due respect, love2gossip, go ahead and like whomever you want, but don't assume that every celeb I hate on is someone I secretly want to be. That's kinda chumpy logic.

    I mean, I hate Courtney Love, too... and believe me, there's not a shred of envy there. (Delectable Dave Grohl is her sworn enemy, and in my books, that's reason enough to page Kervorkian.)

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  20. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Don't forget, Cher will still be here after the Apocalypse also!

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  21. Which if you believe the Mayan calender or Shirley MacLaine the End will be in 2012.

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  22. What's Margaret Rutherford doing on the cover of HBazaar?
    Juju

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