Manimal Is A Mooch Just Like All The Others
So originally the word was that Manimal was some real estate investor guy named John Sundahl. What I couldn't understand and wrote about was why the rich guy was staying at her place and driving her cars. Now the answer is here. He's not rich and his name ain't John. His name is Daimon and that's just a few letters away from doom and gloom and the devil.
Daimon used to or still owns a sex toy website so he and Britney could have some fun with that stuff. Maybe she could host one of those parties that sell those things. She could invite over Paris and Lindsay and Samantha and they could just have one big fiesta. Invite Joe Francis to tape it all and you have the makings of the hottest selling video of all time.
Of course none of that's going to happen and if I had to pick four people for some girl on girl action it wouldn't be those four. No, what's going to happen is that Manimal will probably knock Britney up and move on in and spend some more of Britney's money. Pretty soon Britney will be broke and will actually have to finish that album, make another disaster of a movie or pose for Playboy.