Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Hand Job




I've wanted to use a headline like that since I saw this woman holding a sign at a charity car wash that said best hand jobs in town. That's the way to get business. Either that or have a bunch of naked people washing cars.

Anyway, speaking of naked people you and I and the world know that Lindsay probably has a million naked photos of herself, herself with others, her mom, what have you. It wouldn't surprise me if Calum Best wanted naked photos of Lindsay. I just don't think he can afford a camera or would know how to use it.

So then Calum takes the photos and Lindsay says "I'll keep those." She then downloads them to the desktop of her computer and goes away to rehab for 45 days. Then after she gets back someone hacks into her computer and steals the pics from her desktop.

I thought the celebslam post was funny but that post is really all we have to go on for this. All the articles and other posts are based on those comments attributed to Lindsay in that post.

I don't think there are any naked pics. Well, actually I think there are tons of naked pics and would love to see some of her and Vanessa but I don't think that there are any out there taken by Calum Best. So that means someone is f**king with us.


5 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:51 AM

    If Calum had any naked pics he would have sold them by now!! So you were played by Lindsay or by Celebslam???

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  2. I dunno if we've been punked. Who wants to see a beaver with red hot fever anyway? -cough- Ent.

    But I will say that the small pooch runs in the Lohan family. Her sister is what? 14? 15? Pooch. Brother? pooch. other brother? pooch. Just telling it like it is.

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  3. I cannot believe her sister is 13 y/o. Her face looks like she's pushing 40. I don't have a whole lotta hope for that poor kid.

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  4. ..and that someone is Lindsay herself..fresh out of rehab with a stripper movie to promote?? hmm interesting.

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  5. Anonymous4:32 PM

    I'm having a hard time caring if Lindsey's clothes are on or not.

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