I was okay when Kate Hudson was married to the hippie and then she went off and screwed the other guy who really is a hippie also. I didn't like either of those things but I could accept that Kate would rather be with them than me. Now however, she is with Dax. Dax was great on Punk'd and he is a fine character actor when you need a laugh. But, I think that I should be able to get a date with Kate if she goes out on one with Dax. Now one thing Dax and I have in common here is that we both fail to wear underwear most of the time. I think he's doing it to be sexy, while I have some issues related to several past surgeries and a bladder problem which sees me in diapers most of the time.
Nevertheless, starting today, there will be a Kate Hudson post here each and everyday until she agrees to go out with me. Let me clear, it doesn't need to involve nudity on my part or even her part. It can be coffee, tea, or just a quick how's your uncle. (You guys in the UK like that?) I won't stop until she agrees to go out with me. Of course all of this is subject to change depending on restraining orders or if I get distracted by Triple Shot Thursday at the XXX store. I just think it's time for me to make my move.
i refuse to even entertain the idea of ent wearing diapers.
ReplyDeleteI just have to say that I used to watch Dax on Punk'd and had no idea he looked that good without his shirt off...damn dude's lookin pretty smokin these days. Maybe I got my beer goggles on???
ReplyDeleteI want to know where they go to dinner where underwear and shirts are optional :)
ReplyDeleteKchal-you make a good point. I dunno where that place is, but I definitely can hear the porn music bumping in the background as they tear into their salads seductively. "Chicka bow..."
ReplyDeleteCareful, Entl. You don't want Kate to get a restraining order on you. We all know how that worked out last time you went this route. hehehehe. :)
How about sending a girl some flowers? That's a good start. Then after the flowers you stalk her. You can't just stalk a girl outta nowhere. Sheesh!
Ent, you poor slob. Sounds like you need to practice your technique on me, sugar. (And I agree, start with flowers -- need my address?)
ReplyDeleteI read he took the shirt off for her to cover her face..
ReplyDelete"Here baby cover that fine face with unwashed 2nd Degree Ashton sweat"
Jax! Heeeeheeee! I have to type that otherwise I'd spurt my orangade all over my computer. internal laughing does a body good! Heeeeee!
ReplyDeleteLOL "hows your uncle"...its "hows your father"...
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Kate, you go girl...go for the one that makes you laugh!
ReplyDeleteOh no. I really hope that Kate agrees to go out with you straight away. Im not sure I could handle daily Kate Hudson exposure lol. Am I the only one who finds her incredibly boring?
ReplyDeleteNo missbliss you're not. I've never understood the appeal except that she's a tryhard clone of Goldie. (Sorry, a bit snarky I know)
ReplyDeleteStill though, if that's the girl you want Ent...
But have you thought about what would happen if she did find out about this and agree to go on a date with you. It would have to be in public and your identity would be blown:(
this is so obviously a woman writing this blog, not trusty, crusty ol' Ent...ok, go ahead and berate me, but it's true..still reading the blog, though...oh well, can't have it all...
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