Chelsea Football Club Hollywood Party
So last night was the chance for all of Hollywood's single women to take their shot at becoming the new Posh and Becks. Chelsea is in town and they are some of the highest paid athletes in the world and so last night saw things you never would have thought possible and some that are all too familiar.
Of course Paris and her wonky eye was there.
Paris even tried crossing her legs for a few seconds. I'm sure it didn't last long.
Tara Reid wore her best see through dress because she knows soccer/footballer wives don't wear bras.
Kimberly Stewart actually got out of that hippie crap because there was business at hand last night.
Something I thought I would never see. Well a couple of things. Kristin Davis is showing more skin than Kim Kardashian. Also they are posing together, and Kim Kardashian didn't go for the I am $5000 tonight look but rather, the I'm going to milk $5M out of you before I am done look.
Lady Victoria was there but I have a feeling she knows these guys pretty well.
I have no idea what Serena Williams was going for here. It definitely is more clothes than normal, but the hair is crazy. Of course she makes as much if not more than most of these guys so she probably doesn't care as much.
This is a sample of the guys they were after. Yes, some are married but do you think that did anything to stop the group above? Puh-leeze
Are they coming up here? :)
ReplyDeleteThird guy up is kind of cute. ;-)
I'll take the first one.
ReplyDeleteHez: which one do you want?
Tara needs to do something about those lopsided boobs.
ReplyDeleteOh, I get your sloppy seconds now, do I b:)?
ReplyDeleteTara, sweet... we've been through this before. Strapless bras were invented just for this moment. They are even sold in America, in shops open to the public!
This wanton boob abuse must stop!
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ReplyDeleteyou know, for some reason, the chicks in these photos made me think of that amy winehouse video "Fuck me pumps" i wonder why.
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ReplyDeleteTara's breast looks like a rotten piece of fruit about to fall off the tree
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ReplyDeleteKim Stewart is a disco ball!
ReplyDeleteActually Tara's boob look like two udders that have been used as punching bags. She has a friend for life in Sly.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Tracee.
ReplyDeleteI thinkTaras boob was being polite in trying to cover her frankenstein tummy..poor girl dont f*ck with it b4 40!
Toooo funny Jax!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry girls, the third one belongs to me. It's Andrij Shevchenko from the Ukraine. He used to play for my favourite club, AC Milan, in Italy before he left for Chelsea last year.
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