Ali Lohan Is A Pawn

This is my interpretation of what must have been going through Ali's mind prior to e-mailing the guy from Best Week Ever.

"Hi, I'm 13 years old and like every 13 year old in the world I know the e-mail address to the host of Best Week Ever. I decided on my own to write to him to tell him my side of the story about Lindsay. Just like my mom and our friends and my uncle and my 2nd cousin and 4th cousin and the step nephew once removed have all been e-mailing press contacts and telling them anything and filling their head with doubts. Now we have people convinced that (1) Lindsay wasn't driving (2) the pants she was wearing with cocaine in them weren't her pants (3) that she is cursed by Dori Cooperman (ent's note--actually that one is probably true) (4) my dad is a jerk and doesn't know what he's saying (also probably true) (5) Lindsay was just trying to counsel her assistant because Lindsay is a healer, (6) wanted to give her mom an escort home because Lindsay is a caring person (7) confronted the mom in the parking lot because Lindsay could tell the mom needed a hug, and that the SCRAM was working until two hours before her arrest. (that's a whole bunch of drinking, driving, chasing and changing pants in two hours)"

Now, for the actual e-mail. I think she and Lindsay must have had the same spelling teacher.

Hi david this is ali lohan, i want everybody to know the truth out there. My mom is a single mom of four children she has always been there for us, she was my mother and father and still is. My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there for us, My mom was always there souporting us. i think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days, he would come back home never himself, he was always was making excuses for his bad behavior . And would always blame my mother. He just wants everybody in the world knowing that he was a great dad. He wasnt that is all a lie. I just want my sister to stick throught this okay, and my mother and brothers and i are there for my sister 100% and have always been. I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it through so much in there lives.Thankyou for your time god bless, Ali