Thursday, June 21, 2007

Today's Blind Items

The week of July 4th is going to be blind item week. I'm going to take on the immense task of updating, hinting, and confirming reveals of every blind item. That's right. EVERY blind item. If you have to work that week like me, at least that will give you something to do and to try and keep you entertained.

#1. This blond (95% of the time) bimbo like singer heads into her local Starbucks several times a week. The workers at Starbucks have told you repeatedly that latte is not pronounced latty. You think it's cute to keep doing it. They find it very annoying and you don't want to piss off people who handle your food or beverages. They also find it annoying that you seem to make a comment about the tip jar every time you are there which is directed to no one in particular but makes the other customers wince.

#2. This fairly hot younger singer, also usually blond has been married for a couple of years now. Her husband hasn't seen her naked since their wedding night. She doesn't feel right about it, so its always lights out before she comes to bed in her men's pajamas. Her nudity issues don't extend to her dogs who shower or bathe with her every day, even on the road. These baths or showers can often last an hour.


150 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:24 PM

    #1 Jessica Simpson

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  2. Anonymous12:26 PM

    July 4th week!!!!!!! WOOOOOO-WHOOOO!!!!

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  3. Anonymous12:26 PM

    #1 Britney Spears, #2 Avril Lavine

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  4. Anonymous12:28 PM

    Ooooh, Avril sounds like a good fit. Has it been about 2 years already? Wow.

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  5. Anonymous12:29 PM

    What?! Deryck hasn't seen her nekkid since her wedding night?! That would explain her pouty puss seen all over the world. What kind of punk rocker is Avril supposed to be...I've never heard of a prudish rocker. Maybe she doesn't dig dicks maybe she like the girls ALOT more...

    I think number 1 is Britney, just because Jessica has changed her hair color more than 98% of the time. But it's a toss up for either.

    Tracee

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  6. Anonymous12:30 PM

    Wait can't be Avril for #2....beginning caption says 'fairly hot younger singer'...no way is she even slightly hot.

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  7. Anonymous12:30 PM

    jessica simpson
    avril lavigne

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  8. Anonymous12:30 PM

    Don't know why Christina Aguilera popped into my head for number two... Whoever it is ... someone call the SPCA!

    And I thought Ashlee Simpson for no. 1 .... because she swings between blonde and brunette but is dependably and consistently dumb.

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  9. Anonymous12:31 PM

    Christina????

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  10. Anonymous12:32 PM

    OMG... YOU GUYS...I WAS ON ANOTHER SITE AND THEY ARE SAYING THAT TOM CRUISE IS GAY!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GOT THEIR INFO FROM, BUT IF I HEAR ANYTHING ELSE, I WILL LET YOU KNOW. THIS IS SO CRAZY!!!!

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  11. Anonymous12:33 PM

    Who would really consider Avril hot?

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  12. Anonymous12:35 PM

    TOM CRUISE IS GAY???????? OH MY GOD! AND THE SKY IS BLUE AND THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE MOON COMES UP AT NIGHT AND JOHN TRAVOLTA LOVES MASSAGES!!!

    ....but seriously, what was the site? Spill it, 12:32!

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  13. Anonymous12:36 PM

    I like the Christina guess too, but she always talks about their sex life being crazy good....

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  14. Anonymous12:36 PM

    I like the Christina guess too, but she always talks about their sex life being crazy good....

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  15. Anonymous12:37 PM

    Although Jessica and Britney are both good guesses, I'm going with Britney, since she has often been photographed with Starbucks cups in her hands.

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  16. Anonymous12:37 PM

    Pink popped into my head for #2 - she's been married for a couple of years and is known to be crazy about her dogs.

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  17. Anonymous12:41 PM

    where's the tom cruise info from?

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  18. Anonymous12:42 PM

    yeah...Christina has nudity issues...(rolls eyes)

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  19. Anonymous12:43 PM

    leann rimes for #2

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  20. Anonymous12:45 PM

    I think ur onto something with Xtina. She married back in 2005 and has two small papillon dogs. (via imdb.com) Maybe "nekkid sundays" were to throw peeps off.

    Tracee

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  21. Anonymous12:46 PM

    Jessica for 1

    Leann Rimes for #2 - she's been married to Dean (a dancer) for a few years... but everyone thinks he's gay. She's pretty religious, so this could totally be her.

    -JMe

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  22. Anonymous12:46 PM

    good guess 1237 i am going w/her guess....plus youve heard all those marital problems pink had too

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  23. Anonymous12:49 PM

    #2 can't is probably not Christina since she and her hubby have naked Sunday every week. (according to her. I didn't see this with my own eyes, mind you....)

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  24. Anonymous12:52 PM

    I don't think Christina has any nudity issues either. And Pink has been photographed in a bathing suit. Avril is the one that has pretty much dressed in a more covered up fashion. Like she doesn't show a lot of skin like the other 2 have. So I am going with Avril for #2.

    -Lucky

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  25. Anonymous12:55 PM

    LeAnn Rimes is a really good guess for #2, like JMe said because of the rumors that her husband is gay, plus the recent photos of her in her bathing suit would place her in the "fairly hot" category. Anyone know if she has dogs or not?

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  26. Anonymous12:55 PM

    Tom Cruise scoop: they said Nicole is really a man and Tom is trying to get Katie to have "the operation".. j/k... someithng about a Phillipino boy always around his California home..

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  27. Anonymous12:56 PM

    YOUNGER SISTER everyone!
    avril and xtina are ridiculous guesses-they are so slutty and lame

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  28. Anonymous12:57 PM

    I'm leaning toward Pink for #2 myself - based on all the gay rumours - probably not a nudity thing...she's just not that into being neked with a man.

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  29. Anonymous12:58 PM

    Xtina might not have nudity issues, but have you SEEN her hubby? I'd keep the lights off too!

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  30. Anonymous12:58 PM

    I am so looking forward to next week. :)

    I dont know about #1 being Britney. She's trash, she's not necessarily 'bimbo'. Like a Pam Anderson-type, Jessica S is considered 'bimbo'...IMO.

    And for number two - not Christina. You dont get to be Dirrty and Pruuuude. And is Ent hinting at something beast-kinky with this??

    ~mel

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  31. Anonymous12:59 PM

    Pink for number 2. I took fairly hot to mean her current career rather than her looks.

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  32. Anonymous1:00 PM

    I immediately thought of LeAnn Rimes for #2. That's my pick.

    What about Kellie Pickler for #1? She seems like a complete bimbo and not smart at all. Did she used to have brown hair?

    -Boo

    Can't wait for the fireworks the week of the 4th!

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  33. How about Assica Simpson for #1?

    And I'm with the LeAnn Rimes guessers for #2...

    And yay for BI Bonanza Week!!

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  34. Anonymous1:08 PM

    On Pink for #2, I saw an interview with her once not too long ago where she was saying that b/c she and hubby have such different schedules, they do alot of online webcam stuff with each other to keep their sex life hot. Not so hot to get on webcam in the dark or in men's pj's.....don't think it's her. JMO

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  35. Anonymous1:09 PM

    Anon 12:56
    YOUNGER SISTER everyone!

    It's Younger SINGER.

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  36. Anonymous1:09 PM

    can't wait for the update/hints on MV!

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  37. Anonymous1:10 PM

    What does the "comments about the tip jar" part mean? That this heifer doesn't tip the staff but just giggles at the jar?

    Looozahhhh.

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  38. Anonymous1:13 PM

    Yeah, I can't wait to read what we get for yesterday's bi. Hopefully, come issues can be clarified.

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  39. Anonymous1:14 PM

    can't wait for the update/hints on MV!
    1:09 PM


    New to this site. Who/what is MV? Spill those links!!

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  40. Anonymous1:15 PM

    Oh wait, and there were topless photos of Pink floating around online not too long ago. She doesn't have a body issue either....

    ~mel

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  41. Anonymous1:16 PM

    Yeah, I saw a blind item about an actor who "can't handle the truth" who keeps a little Philipino rent-boy close by.

    #2 is Pink, without a doubt. I could go either Jessica or Britney for #1.

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  42. Anonymous1:24 PM

    But WHY 1:16? I've seen her topless...?

    (she was aight)
    ~mel

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  43. Anonymous1:28 PM

    If Leanne Rimes's husband is really gay wouldn't it be him that has the issues in bed and not her? Just asking.

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  44. Anonymous1:29 PM

    1. Britney
    2. LeAnne Rimes. Pink does NOT have body issues. She's been nude with strategically placed items in several of her videos.

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  45. Anonymous1:31 PM

    #1. Ashlee Simpson
    #2. PINK

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  46. Anonymous1:32 PM

    Count down to July 4th week!!!!!!!!! Yippee!!!!

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  47. Anonymous1:36 PM

    Sasha,

    Look on the right hand side of the screen and scroll til you find MV. It is a really big BI. Heck just scroll to Blind Items and read them all. That is what we are referring to.

    -Lucky

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  48. Anonymous1:39 PM

    The "bimbo like" could refer to Britney's ridiculous valley girl monologue she gave to a pap not that long ago...She kept saying "like" and talking valley girl-ish throughout the short video that showed up on the internet.

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  49. Anonymous1:43 PM

    No way is #2 Pink. Though the dogs make her the first to come to mind. I think she is 28 and thats not younger. Don't get me wrong, it is young (I am 27 so keep that in mind) but, I just cannot see him saying younger when refering to a 28 year old. Most of the hot singers now are 25 or younger. For him to say younger would mean at the most 22 or younger. Plus not sure if it's been pointed out but, Avril has not been married over a year

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  50. Anonymous1:47 PM

    Oh, so, since I hate when people just post to shoot down answers, I like the Jessica (1) and LeAnn (2) guesses. Make the most sense. Oh, also I think Christina is slamming hot not fairly hot :-)

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  51. Sasha, it's worth it to go back and read the site from the start right back in November of last year. If you have a broken foot or a lot of time to kill (both of which I did) you'll find lots of good gossip, including more personal details about our Ent Lawyer. Early on he started referring to the subjects of BIs by initials (K, L, MV, etc) and they're all there in the list of labels. A procrastinator's paradise.

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  52. Anonymous1:52 PM

    I have to agree - Jessica (definitely "bimbo" category) for #1, and LeAnn Rimes for #2

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  53. Anonymous1:53 PM

    i think its beyonce's little sister solange for #2

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  54. Can we assume (praying) that since he didn't comment on the whopping BI from yesterday that some people might be on the right track?

    I made a blogger account last night I guess I could start using it

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  55. Anonymous1:56 PM

    Number one is definitely Britney Spears. It says she's blonde 95% of the time. The other 5% she's bald!!

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  56. Anonymous1:57 PM

    I can sooo hear Jessica Simpson saying "latty". That's just her style.

    ~American in Holland

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  57. You bring up a very good point brenda :-)

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  58. Anonymous2:06 PM

    Avril Lavigne grew up in a very conservative religious household in Napanee, ON. so I wouldn't at all be surprised if it's her. Men's PJ's? She regularly wears men's gitch (see first video), so it's not so big a leap to go to jammies.

    Besides...if I was married to Deryck Whibley I'd turn off all the lights too (and possibly keep a k-basin beside the bed for when I threw up in my mouth a little).

    Only thing that doesn't fit is the part about being married for a few years. She got engaged in 2005, but didn't marry until July 2006.

    Hmmmm.

    #1, definitely Jessica Simpson. Anyone remember her 'chicken of the sea' fiasco, not to mention all the other gaffes she's made? She seems to be the kind who would be completely clueless about how irritating she is because she's "cute".

    Where's my k-basin?

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  59. Anonymous2:07 PM

    still no proof that DS is really ZX. with all the discussion about who she might have been it seems pretty strange that so few people are demanding proof that DS is really ZX.

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  60. Anonymous2:09 PM

    Thanks hez and everyone for the good advice!

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  61. Anonymous2:12 PM

    leanne rimes was just on the cover of shape magazine in a tiny bikini...no body issues there...

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  62. 2:07, Thats because about 90% of the posters here figured it was her before we were told. Guess thats proof enough for us. But, you know us, we just blindly follow, we don't question or complain.

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  63. Anonymous2:17 PM

    I bet #1 is Britney. She certainly fits the bimbo description these days.

    Thank goodness we finally get some reveals! Its been ages!

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  64. Anonymous2:18 PM

    anon 2:12 their is no airbrusher when youre in the bedroom alone with your honey.

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  65. Anonymous2:20 PM

    2:07 to add to melissa's comment- 99% of us have brains that can think about other stuff. sucks for you to be in that 1%.

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  66. Anonymous2:27 PM

    To add to 2:20 and Melissa's comments,
    What kind of "proof" would change your mind? DS holding a sign saying she is ZX? I can hear the Photoshop chants now. Would you like her to add it to her Wikipedia page? Well of course anyone could edit that thing. How about scheduling a full press conference for the sole purpose of confirming that she wrote a blog! There we go, juicy news to tantilize all major media outlets enough to cover it.

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  67. Anonymous2:57 PM

    So have any of the regulars come up with thoughts on yesterday's Blind? I am stumped...Would be sweet if Ent revealed on the 4th but legally I doubt it :-(

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  68. Anonymous3:02 PM

    I'll be honest Anon 2:27, I too have wondered about the lack of any proof at all about ZX. I don't assume it's a hoax, but I don't assume it's real either without any sort of proof.

    So to answer that question, she could fairly easily make a small YouTube video, or something similar, referring to this blog and her status as ZX. No-one could argue Photoshopping, it could be done with a minimum of fuss and effort and it would be completely irrefutable proof. And badass, as well. ;)

    So there's the proof that would do it for me, personally.

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  69. Anonymous3:04 PM

    Relax 2:07 DNA takes time! lol
    jax

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  70. Anonymous3:06 PM

    Wassup Be adequite,
    I think one of the dead men is Brando.

    For the living I'm torn between:
    Warren Beatty
    James Caan
    James Garner

    I was leaning toward Jack, but he can open a movie by himself. I like James Garner because he was in a TV western as well and Ent, says movie OR television which makes me think one was on a TV western and the other starred in movie westerns. IMO

    Tracee

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  71. Anonymous3:07 PM

    #1- After that disgusting display in Mcdonald's im going with Asshat Simpson..she seems like the type of bitch to be snarky about tipping.

    #2- i agree with the Avril, she has issues, come on that life, that $$ and happily married and you're still a snot nosed bitch?

    -jax

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  72. Anonymous3:08 PM

    I'm guessing LeAnne Rimes for #2.

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  73. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Ok. Here's the Valley Girl Britney video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdPcizOZfB8

    I think Brit is #1

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  74. Anonymous3:23 PM

    Guys, we totally blew past the Kelli Pickler guess. Props to Boo for throwing it out there. Genius! She fits perfectly for #1. She's a 'bimbo', couldn't seem to pronounce things right on idol (calamari?0 Surely not all the answers to these BI are Britney Spears...or Lohan!

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  75. Anonymous3:27 PM

    Ya but has KP ever been brunette? I also think El would refer to her as a Reality Star b4 singer.

    jax

    ps on the Very Bad Things BI..Im totally thinking its Jack Nicholson after hearing he bought Brandos..we need to find out if Jack made a very recent house purchase again.

    jax

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  76. Anonymous3:49 PM

    I think #1 is Jessica Simpson. I seriously think 'pissing off' is a clue. What with all those John Mayer rumours and all.

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  77. Anonymous4:00 PM

    #1 Jessica Simpson
    #2 Avril Lavigne

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  78. Anonymous4:03 PM

    I think the sight about Tom Cruise that is being referred to is the Blind Item Archive... http://blinditems.typepad.com/dish/

    It doesn't declare that it was him, only "methinks."

    If this isn't the correct website, I would love to know which one is!!

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  79. Anonymous4:29 PM

    who is DS? Dee Snider? Dinah Shore?

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  80. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Dr. Scholls

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  81. Anonymous4:37 PM

    Ummm ZX stalker dude ... it's not like D.S. would be such a "big catch" anyway? Why is it such a big deal to you that there's "proof" ... it would be one thing if it was JENNIFER ANISTON or KATE HUDSON or something ... but a regular old B- actress? YAWN.

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  82. Anonymous5:20 PM

    i have been reading and enjoying this blog from nearly it's beginning but i have always wondered if ent was real or just some clever person in the midwest putting on a good show. a simple way ent could dispell all my doubts and prove false every accusation that ent is fake would be for ent to post proof that DS is ZX. Lara 3:02 made a sudjestion that DS could make a short you-tube video saying she is ZX, i think this would be a great thing for this blog and it's loyal fans. first it would get rid of most of the annoying posts calling ent a fraud and second it would encourage greater participation in the blind items becuase readers would know that ent is actually in a position that might allow him to have the kind of access which would allow him to get inside gossip in hollywood.

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  83. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Britney and Avril.

    I stand by my choices.

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  84. Anonymous5:31 PM

    who is DS? Dee Snider? Dinah Shore?

    4:29 PM

    Dominique Swain

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  85. Anonymous5:51 PM

    pam a #1

    christina #2 people who brag about hot sex lives usually have boring missionary sex lives

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  86. Anonymous5:59 PM

    Wasn't Avril just on a magazine cover saying something like "Yeah, I'm hot"??
    -Hompa

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  87. Anonymous6:12 PM

    Jessucka
    Pink

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  88. Anonymous7:16 PM

    #1- Britney
    #2- Avril Lavigne,- even though she recently had that semi-nude cover. Body issues are complex things, and she is pretty desperate for a revival of her career, it seems. There were some rumours floating around just before she got married that she was gay. Maybe she and her husband are bearding for each other? I feel pretty certain that it's her no matter what.

    F.

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  89. Anonymous7:28 PM

    Chestica without a doubt.

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  90. Anonymous7:30 PM

    #2 has to be pink! She is blond most of the time, but has changed it to pink and red, has been married a couple of years and has dogs. She acts so tough mos of the time that this would be befitting. I thought about Christina at first, but Pink seems to be a much better fit.

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  91. Anonymous7:32 PM

    Hey friends... I know this is off topic but the Tomkat blind item that someone was talking about above is from the typepad site above I think. It's really good... from this site... Nov. 20th of 2006.... I think we need to put some pressure on Ent for some more clues, because if tom really did the things in the blind, he deserves to be shunned from Hollywood.

    Nicole

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  92. Anonymous7:32 PM

    Do you really think Ent is going to reveal more clues about the Very Bad Things BI? It just seems like it could get too many people in A LOT of trouble if we actually figure this one out.

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  93. Anonymous7:33 PM

    BTW... Im with jessica for number one, and Avril for 2.

    Avril is such a creeper.
    yuck.

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  94. Anonymous7:39 PM

    1. Probably Britney or maybe someone less famous, like Kellie Pickler or whatever

    2. Avril posed almost topless recently, so I go with Leann Rymes.

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  95. Anonymous8:01 PM

    Avril hasn't been married a year yet - ann. 15 July 2006 - she's a stretch in terms of being married a couple of years now.

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  96. Anonymous8:08 PM

    LeAnn has been married for almost 5.5 years - ann. 23 February 2002.

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  97. Anonymous8:46 PM

    #2 is definitely not Pink.
    She has been naked in music videos before, is practically naked during her concert when she is singing "Fingers" (a song about mastubation) and comes across as far from insecure about her body. If she can get naked in front of thousands of strangers I really dont think that she has an issue with doing it for her hubby.

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  98. Anonymous9:11 PM

    Leanne was not in the shape she is now for a LONG time so i could see her being this way with her possibly gay husband- maybe shes paranoid because gay guys usually like really hot bodies.

    Def. going for Jessica Simpson for number 1 because the bimbo schtick is totally her and she does things like that at every award presentation and even pap videos now... so she is def. the bimbo who eternally wants everyone to see her like the newlyweds days but someone should give girlfriend the memo that what was once endearing (chicken of the sea) is now annoying (latty). Makes perfect sense to me.

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  99. Anonymous9:21 PM

    What about Fergie for No. 1? Ent has a big pic of her below but with no caption.

    Like one of the above posters said I immediately thought of Christina for No. 2 I think she doth protest too much...

    And on the blind items upcoming reveals and hints. A big THANKYOU to Ent! There's one blind item from a couple of months ago that has been driving me insane.

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  100. Anonymous10:18 PM

    Oh my gosh. I am going to lose my mind. I am sorry in advance but #2 CANNOT BE AVRIL. As 100 people have said 100 times. She has not been married a COUPLE of years. She hasnt been married one year. If you people don't quit guessing her I swear I will hunt you down......
    Okay, really, it's not her. xanax

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  101. Anonymous10:27 PM

    Anyone ever think that Ashlee Simpson could be the answer for #1. She is labeled a "singer" and she has been blonde ever since her 1st album. The is even a picture below with a comment about her hair and after her SNL disaster and the video of her crawling on a fast food place countertop, I would consider her bony ass a bimbo.

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  102. Anonymous10:31 PM

    Sorry the first post had some errors....
    Anyone ever think that Ashlee Simpson could be the answer for #1. She is labeled a "singer" and became a blonde after the release of her first album. There is even a picture below with a comment about her hair and after her SNL disaster and the video of her crawling on a fast food place countertop, I would consider her bony ass a bimbo and someone that has no respect for people that have to work in the fast food (Starbucks) industry.

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  103. Anonymous11:45 PM

    HOLY F ME!!!!! SORRY ENT. BUT I HAVE TO PASTE THIS TED ITEM CAUSE ITS SOOOOOO ANGELINA JOLIE!!!! omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ted C doing that annoying thing he does

    One Needling Blind Vice
    Some people love Fake-à-la Ferocity...the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin' while, Fake-à-la manages to look super-duper delish in the process.
    Well, she used to, at least.

    Lately, F2's once enviable bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn't the only person concerned about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry types are also concerned 'bout our gal Fakey.

    See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. She's known for being accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin' heretical here in lip-cemented T-town! Apparently, Ms. Ef's hiding one helluva secret. And I'm the bitch to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood movers 'n' shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She's got what's known as...a heroin habit.

    Well, she's hardly the first dame in this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It's just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our do-goodin' broad happens to be as of late.

    Gosh, wonder how long before everyone finds out what's really behind Fake-à-la's rapidly withering figure? It'll be "Paris who?" should that happen, trust

    It ain't
    Jessica Biel
    Keira Knightley
    Kelly Ripa

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  104. Anonymous12:25 AM

    What is Angelina endorsing these days, apart from her charitable projects?

    ~American in Holland

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  105. She is endorsing St. John or whatever. The people she had to wear at the awards show.

    I know 11:45 I just saw that too. Sooo Angelina Jolie. Blew my mind. She fits every clue perfectly.
    I am a fan and this is terrible if true. And terrible of Ted to be writing the BI if it's not true because it just screams Jolie.

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  106. Anonymous12:57 AM

    i think its jolie too
    but is she that insane?
    wont they take away the 3 kids she adopted?
    she is beyond skinny
    and the key here is that it has to be someone that the tabloids crave for, because of the paris who comment
    the only really big tab headliners are paris britney lindsay jolie and aniston... and maybe nicole...
    but aniston has no 'hunk', neither does brit or linds... and even if nicole still has her claws in that dude that dissed duff, Ted would never call him a hunk... NEVER
    this is so insane... there is no one else that it could be
    people can ya think of anyone else?

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  107. Anonymous12:59 AM

    damn, that is Angelina. haha gave me chills. look at her fucking arms!!!! she's got enough money to hide it. fuck.

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  108. Anonymous2:46 AM

    I also thought of SJP, but I don't think hubbie counts as a hunk. This does absolutely scream her in every way - the only thing he doesn't mention is the kids, it is very sad, especially for someone whose big break came from playing a drug addicted celeb (Gia).

    Fabber shoes - there was specific mention of the really expensive Louboutin's she wore to her premiere with the $26 dress.

    has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently: she allegedly had tight controls on the media at her premiere as well which causes controversy.


    Jennifer A does supposedly have a new hunk, but I can't imagine it's her given all else. She's not particularly known for charity and no major projects in the pipeline.

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  109. Anonymous3:17 AM

    I thought Angelina Jolie was Veiny Vamperella in Teds Blind Vices?

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  110. Anonymous4:17 AM

    Seriously, this aint Angelina. There is no way she would be getting away with this with all of her humanitarian work, and the adoptions. She is also still nursing Shilo according to pics and a recent interview, and I really dont think she would do that to a child. Not to mention that the press trashes her constantly.
    My first thought was Fergie. F.F. fits her too. I dont know if she has done any charity work, but several gossip sites have been mentioning her looking a bit thinner, and she does have a history.
    And yeah, Angelina is Veiny Vamperialla or whatevs.

    -spressogrl

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  111. im thinking its angelina
    shes just getting skinnier and scarier looking

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  112. #1. Jessica Simpson
    #2. no idea but certainly NOT P!nk. I've been to her concert and seen her almost naked. She doesn't have any issues with her body - nor does Xtina. Remember her drrrrrrty video?

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  113. Has anyone thought that maybe the 'fake-a-la' is about Victoria Beckham (Posh)?

    She has a hand in any and every business I can think of, including some charities too. And her breasts are clearly fake (and some have speculated on more surgery on her face)....

    And because of her ties to fashion, she often looks 'fierce'...therefore the Ferocity - and a former business partner just accused her of being a royal biotch and ass to work with...

    And she says she isn't so thin because of an eating disorder, well, maybe she's been telling the truth all this time and its drugs??

    She and Angelina were my two initial guesses, so...

    -de

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  114. Anonymous5:22 AM

    I dont think Posh's image has change recently - she's been a stick for a while and plus with the "F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently" comment, I dont see where her reputation in the medial has changed either so I dont think her... it really does sound like Angie but would Brad really stand by and watch her shoot heroin? If so, I'm even more disillusioned about celebs than I ever thought I could be...

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  115. Anonymous5:43 AM

    OK- Everyone keeps assuming that #2 has body issues. I don't think that means anything with this one. Ever been with someone that you really don't like anymore? There is a possibility that this person just doesn't want to be naked with the hubby. My ex-husband made me cringe at the end. I never slept in the nude anymore, I constantly was covered. I didn't want to be touched by him, and making him think of sex was the last thing I wanted to do. So I think Pink is still a great guess. She likes her DOGS more than her husband. Leann has been married too long, Avril not long enough.... I don't know about Christina- but I've seen articles about Pink and her dogs. Her and Cary have admitted to problems. Stars can say anything to make themselves look any way they want to. OJ said he was innocent. Paris said she didn't know she couldn't drive. Nicole says she eats. Claire Danes said his marriage to his pregnant wife was already over... and Pink said they have webcam sex. Big whoop.

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  117. Not sure on Ent's blinds, but going back to Ted's ....

    Well ... the "good reputation until recently" comment could go to the press restrictions she put on her recent movie premiere -- she banned Fox (or something) and had others sign waivers that they could ONLY ask about the movie. She ended up apologizing to Fox.

    BUT ... I'd be really disappointed if Brad would enable that kind of addiction. Granted, we only know what we read in the papers, but he seems too upright and decent to abide that, especially when he has a daughter with her, etc.

    I would have said Renee Zelwegger (I know I spelled that wrong), because even DRUDGE put her front and center for being beyond skinny ... but she doesn't seem to keep a man nor can I associate her with charitable stuff.

    And I was actually thinking along the lines of Eva Longoria (although I am loathe to go there ... she's so overexposed), but I can't say that she seems to be raising eyebrows because she's wasting away.

    .... dang. It sure sounds like Angelina.

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  118. Anonymous6:01 AM

    I thought it was a "known" that Tom Cruise is gay? Is this really the first time people have heard this?

    #1 Brit
    #2 don't know, don't care

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  119. Anonymous6:05 AM

    This is totally Angelina. I've heard rumors that she had a problem before and has off and on for years.

    She needs to get on a methodone program....no one would be able to take her kids away, and it would help her take some baby steps towards a recovery.

    Get better Angie.

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  120. Anonymous6:27 AM

    What about Sharon Stone for Ted's?

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  121. Anonymous7:24 AM

    ds stalker...he's my neighbor, I give him all the info to post!

    : )
    Midwest Surfer

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  122. Anonymous7:31 AM

    Ted has said before that he will sometimes use different nicknames for the same people-- because using the same one all the time would be a dead give away in some cases. I agree I think that it is Ang-- all the clues fit. The syllables in the names usually should match up as well...
    ~Lohan

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  123. Anonymous7:32 AM

    Something is going on with AJ. Either she has a heroine addiction (didn't somebody write about her getting back in touch with her old drug buddy Marilyn Manson a few months ago?) or an eating disorder, there is no way around those two possibilities. She is positively wasting away. Whatever the problem, Brad is enabling it by doing nothing. He should get her into treatment STAT, regardless of the publicity. This is her life we are talking about.

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  124. Anonymous7:47 AM

    I'm not sticking up for AJ. I really don't like her that much. But after the death of a parent, it is hard. She may have an eating disorder, it's all about control. She may have a drug problem, she has a history. Or she may not. We really don't know. I wasted away to 90 pounds after the death of my father. I ate. But my stomach was so upset, I'd be sick after (not like a buleimic, it all went straight through me TMInfo?). It was hard. I feel for her. She may have turned to something horrible in coping with the stress- but none of know that. Only she does. I hope it's not her, I hate to think of it being anyone.

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  125. Anonymous7:51 AM

    no wonder she likes going to all those far off places and adopting . Isn't Cambodia a major grower of that? I don't think there is much Brad can do, except trying to keep up with their traveling lifestyle . I don't know how she does it with 4 kids never staying in one place too long for the kids to form relationships or attend the same school with familar faces and places. You talk about Michael Jacksons kids beening screwy living with him in his lifestyle. Call me crazy but I believe when you have children you should fit your life around theirs not fit you kids to your lifestyle.

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  126. Anonymous7:53 AM

    What is the date/year of the Veiny Vamperella story on Ted's site? I hate how you have to go through each month...He needs to get an index with all the names!!

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  127. Anonymous7:56 AM

    Drug addiction happens to some of the best people in the world. Its a disease, not a character flaw. Brad can put her in treatment all day long but if she's not ready to make the change in her life, its all for nothing. Girlfriend needs to do some serious soul-searching.

    Team Angelina! (and this team has nothing to do with Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston)

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  128. Anonymous7:56 AM

    I wonder if ent. is going to have anything to say when he posts Ted's Blind later today.

    I'm with you anon 7:51 - those poor kids never know where they are going to wake up or what time zone they're in. Their little ear drums. I wonder how the kids cope.

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  129. Anonymous7:59 AM

    totally thought of Jessica for 1 and LeAnn Rimes for 2

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  130. Anonymous8:09 AM

    LeAnn has been married to the gay guy for 5 years.

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  131. Anonymous8:20 AM

    I'm not totally familiar with the signs of heroin addiction but Angelina seems to be on a productive streak lately with career, family, and the UN. It just doesn't seem consistent with H. Correct me if I'm wrong.

    ~American in Holland

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  132. Anonymous8:28 AM

    I hate to admit it, but it sounds just like Angelina...maybe it isn't her because it is wayyyy too obvious. At any rate, if she is a heroin addict...this story would add a twist of irony to the Angelina saga: http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=10&num=12328&printer=1

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  133. Anonymous8:35 AM

    Sheens ex is looking mighty skinny lately too.

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  134. Anonymous8:50 AM

    I am a HUGE fan of Angelina - have been for many years. However, if this blind item is indeed about her, it won't change my opinion of her one bit. If anything, it just makes her more human in my eyes. If it's true, I hope she gets the help she needs.

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  135. Anonymous9:09 AM

    This does seem too obvious and hope it's not true, but ticks every box but still doesn't make sense.

    AJ said recently she stopped breast-feeding. In fact, that's why she said she was losing weight because her system was out of whack.

    There are plenty of functional addicts out there sadly, especially if you've got money and support

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  136. Anonymous9:10 AM

    I do not recall seeing a guess for Stefani. She may not show her body because hubby doesn't like to be reminded there is a female form under gammies. He diddles her backend in the dark, and she takes care of her front with her vib. Hot Sex!! ha ha

    What are the standards for allowing druggies to adopt?
    BTW, you can conquer the world on H--as long as you have it. Once it's not there--you can't do shit. (This per Artie Lange).

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  137. Anonymous9:13 AM

    What are the standards for allowing druggies to adopt?

    Very stringent, time consuming, and intrusive investigations take place in the US. In Cambodia, Vietnam, Africa- not so much.

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  138. Anonymous9:21 AM

    lip-cemented line also relates to AJ. And, H doesn't need to be injected.

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  139. Anonymous9:21 AM

    FWIW, I do not think she's a heroin addict. She functions too well. However, I do think she needs serious help overcoming her eating disorder. That much is obvious.

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  140. Anonymous9:28 AM

    ^^ I would need to see a bit of evidence supporting this before blindly believing the above statement (especially if its just to conveniently match AJ up with the BI)

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  141. Anonymous9:29 AM

    sorry, that was directed at the comment regarding the less-stringent standards for OS adoption
    :)

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  142. Anonymous9:43 AM

    1- jessica simpson. i've heard her do it.
    2- avril lavigne. she has some major body issues. so odd that she was marketed as the 'anti-britney spears' when they've both got the same iq.

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  143. Anonymous9:45 AM

    not sure why people think #2 has to actually have a less-than-perfect body. last time i checked, plenty of hot women have low self-esteem/body issues. disproportionately so, even.

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  144. Anonymous9:50 AM

    I just do not get the Pitt-Jolie love connection. Granted, Brad has experience with high strung women (Robin Givens), women with self esteem issues (Paltrow, Jen), and wild cards like Juliette so I can see the attraction on his part. He seems to think outside the box, but AJ seems to be vibrating on a different level. I think Brad is another phase and she will eventually move on with the kids that call him "daddy".

    ~American in Holland

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  145. Anonymous9:56 AM

    Anonymous 5:43 re: getting nekkid for your hubby.

    I agree that once you fall out of love with someone you may not want them to touch you sexually or see you naked. However, this BI says that the hubby hasnt seen her naked since their wedding night. So either she fell out of love with her husband the day after they got married, or she has a few body / self esteem / head-case issues. Im going to go with the latter.

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  146. Anonymous11:56 AM

    I thought you guys were hardcore, but no one is commenting on the fact that #2 hints at bestiality?

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  147. Anonymous12:10 PM

    Bestiality isn't a word and showering with dogs hardly qualifies.

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  148. Anonymous1:37 PM

    Anonymous said...

    I thought you guys were hardcore, but no one is commenting on the fact that #2 hints at bestiality?

    11:56 AM



    So if a mom showers with her four year old daughter, does that hint at pedophilia?

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  149. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Anon 12:10
    I believe this is what Anon 11:56 thinks hints at bestiality.

    "These baths or showers can often last an hour."

    and FYI, bestiality is indeed a word. Wherever did you get the idea it wasn't? Perhaps you are referring to the fact that it is often misspelled as "beastiality"
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    Well, all I can say is bathing dogs on a daily basis is not good for them.

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  150. Anonymous11:52 AM

    F.F. can't be fergie because i just saw her in concert (thursday 6/21) and she looked curvy, not skinny... plus she talked about being clean for years so i don't think she would start doing heroin

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