Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Morning Links

Read all about the vanishing baby bump here, but I want to talk about something else. I was never the biggest Katie Holmes fan in the world, but I always thought she was very cute to pretty and didn't have anything against her. Am I the only one who is going to come out and say that with her new hair cut and the way she looks, she looks fugly? I mean really fugly. She also looks like she's about 40 and it all happened overnight. I'm wondering if perhaps Katie showed some independence while in Louisiana and Tom replaced her with either an alien or a substitute. She actually looks older than Tom now and he has a remarkable ability to make her look exactly the same as him.
#1. Same hair color, style and sunglasses.


#2 Same hair, same style, same sunglasses, same clothes, same color skin.

#3 Same hair color, style, sunglasses, and pale lips and skin.



Did Tyra Banks make a sex tape with this guy? You never know, but I really doubt it.
The perfect way to plug your movie. The perfect excuse for not playing well this past weekend. Not pregnant and pissed because it's bringing shame to the other 18 kids. A boy for the actress and construction worker. Marc Malkin with another who cares exclusive about a kid. Twins for Sacha and Isla? Baby mama drama.


17 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:25 AM

    Ent, she does look fug. But I never thought she was super attractive. She has a cock eye or something. Maybe Victoria told her and so now she's trying to hide it with those bangs.

    Either way I dunno if Katie is trying to be Tom or Victoria. Sad...I wish she could think for herself, but obviously she's as dumb as a brick. And now she looks the part.

    You know I thought when she was dating Chris Klein that she was the smarter one...now I'm not so sure.

    Tracee

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  2. Anonymous9:32 AM

    I thought she was cute, and think she's less attractive now, but I don't know that I'd use the word fugly to describe her.

    What I find FUGLY is the unnatural way Tom touches her. It's really foreign for him, can you tell?

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  3. Anonymous9:36 AM

    The hair thing - well, remember when he tried to get everyone to cal her Kate so their age difference wasn't so obvious? I think that's the reason for this awful haircut -it makes her look older.
    They are a bizarre, fake couple and he lost all the power he had when he let his fellow psycho cult sister take over the PR duties and he started blabbing about the cult Scientology to anyone that would listen. I am thrilled to watch his demise as I have disliked him for years.

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  4. Anonymous9:41 AM

    Tom and Katie are like the person who buys a dog that looks like themself. You know - you've seen it!

    Unfortunately I will now have to admit that people have asked if me and my man were twins. Too sad!!

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  5. Anonymous9:47 AM

    Wouldn't it would be rad if Katie and Victoria pulled a Thelma and Louise and ran away?

    Wait, Victoria would never run from fame. How about Katie and Britney? Now THAT would be a movie-worthy road trip!

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  6. Anonymous10:10 AM

    More likely Becks and Tom!

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  7. Anonymous10:20 AM

    I always thought Katie was cute (although a friend of mine swears she resembles a pug); her new haircut is a copy of Victoria Beckham's, and I don't think it looks bad but it does make her look older. Not fugly!

    Just don't get breast implants - PLEASE Katie!!

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  8. Anonymous10:36 AM

    I hate the way they, especially Tom, wear their sunglasses; almost on their eyeballs. It looks so increadibly uncool. I loved it when they tried to claim that Katie was a DL fashionista last year when she started hanging out with Posh. Katie is so clueless and really looks uncomfortable. I don't even feel bad for her anymore since it seems obvious that she sold herself to Tom.

    F.

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  9. Anonymous10:37 AM

    I'd thought she got that hair cut because (a) they're trying to court the Becks and actors mirror those they're trying to seduce and (b) Cruise saw the shots of her on set in Louisiana, where she looked relaxed and lovely and about 22 with fluffy long hair, and decided to age her appearance, as someone above said.

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  10. Anonymous10:45 AM

    I was starting to admire the acting choices Katie was making after DC. Small, juicy roles in movies with big stars like Michael Douglas and Cate Blanchett, really building her abilities, experience, and resume.

    She threw it all away when she married that weirdo.

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  11. Anonymous11:06 AM

    Why does he always have to grab her hand and arm and direct her? Can't she walk on her own? Besides, it just looks too awkward and strange. Creeps me out how he handles her.

    I thought she looked great in the photos from the movie set, but now she just looks old and strange.

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  12. Anonymous11:17 AM

    They are sooo creepy and phony. Is anyone, anywhere, actually buying that lame act? And I agree with all comments above, especially the ones about how unnatural they are together, and that really weird way he has of holding her hand.

    She looks really strange and much older than she should at her age.

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  13. Anonymous11:56 AM

    Guess I am in the minority but I love Katie's new make-over. The hair and new clothes make her look more like a woman instead of a young teen.

    Now she needs to update her husband's appearance.

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  14. Anonymous12:46 PM

    Katie Holmes looks like Laura Bush. It's uncanny.

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  15. Anonymous12:52 PM

    12:46 - that makes sense, since they're both married to nutcases.

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  16. Anonymous1:25 PM

    "Nutcases."
    LOL LOL LOL

    (Actually nutcase is a compliment when applied to George Bush.)

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  17. Anonymous5:39 PM

    thank you 11:06..i was just thinking that. he is always holding her hand and arm out like that..creeps me out! her clothes and hair are such a mirror of posh..plus she is getting thinner..implants are next i tell ya.
    B Girl

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