#6,418 and counting.
It's like looking at Reese 25 yeas ago.
Where's that Shape airbrushing when you need it huh?
"See you've only been in like two Adam Sandler movies. I've been in like 46 of them. I wouldn't have a career if it weren't for him."
Drinking and almost flashing the goods. I don't think you want to go that route Katharine.
Jayden James is such a little cutie!
ReplyDeleteDear Fat Boy Perez Hilton:
ReplyDeleteWell, well, well, if it isn't my old friend Perez Hilton. How sweet it is! Since I was a Jackie Gleason fan when I was a kid and since you're now as fat as Jackie Gleason, I guess I can use his tag line. But I digress.
Let's review, shall we? Last time we corresponded, you were flush with the illusion of success. Paris "Herpes" Hilton was letting you hang with her, and you were making major dinero on your website. I, quite objectively and as a long time fan, objected to you sycophantic relationship with Parasite and carefully explained that you were destroying your credibility by, among other things, plugging her shit single as a "summer jam" and refusing to print any negative news about her. You responded, quite arrogantly, to the effect that you could care less what a fan had to say. Must have a bit too much of that Lohan cocaine up your nose, sport. You were feeling your oats and not at all bashful about it.
And how times have changed in a year's time. Parasite Hilton's "summer jam" never hit the charts, and crashed like an anchor thrown to the bottom of the ocean. Revealed to be a herpeatic hooker and drunk, she's now in the slam for her arrogance and her career will hopefully crash and burn. I've noticed that you've very timidly changed your possession regarding the Herpeatic Heiress, but - too little, too late. As I warned, the reckoning is at hand. Your belly has swollen like that of a beached whale, making it impossible for you to make any really important new connections since no one wants to be seen in public with a beached whale like you.
Now comes X17 suing you for theft (and as an expert on the fair use doctrine, I know your defense is a loser). Then, oh boy, your web host plugs the plug and you're forced to go on minimal standby service while your consultants search for another host stupid enough to work with you and become a litigation target. My bet is that you'll not find it, but it will be fun watching you struggle without a real host. Meanwhile, you can't host comments, so those inflated audience numbers due to idiots repeatedly posting on your site during the day have shrunk faster than a homosexual's hard cock after he saw you naked. When your advertisers find out about that - and they will; you've made a LOT of powerful enemies and I've already seen their emails to your advertisers - your cash flow is going to go down for the count, and right about the time those heavy litigation bills come your way. Here's betting that X-17 doesn't settle for you. The know their case is airtight, and they tell me they want to bankrupt you.
So here's the hot tip. Dump your Perez Hilton stock to any sucker stupid enough to buy it. This time next year, you'll be out of business and back on the pipe.
Buh Bye, Fat Boy Perez.
wow anonymous 3:35, thanks.
ReplyDeleteLOL - would it be correct to refer to Reese Witherspoon's kids as "Reese's Pieces"?
ReplyDeletehaha Brenda, yes we could. Now, of course, I have to go to the shops to get some.
ReplyDeleteYou just know that the reason Jayden was kept under wraps is because of her drinking and drugs. There's no way that kid wasn't affected in the beginning. Now that he has outgrown the withdrawl stage and is doing better you'll see him out. There's no way this publicity whore wouldn't sell his pics if nothing was wrong. Shoot look at what she gave pics of instead~her coochie. She and Paris both need to go away.
ReplyDeleteLove the Perez slam. He deserves whatever he gets. He's as bad as the real Paris~they'll both such an d*ck necessary to get their name out there and become a celebrity.
ReplyDeleteOh, no, Katherine, DON'T go the BritBrit route, please
ReplyDeleteYah, I'm a heartless bitch - I KNOW - but I really don't see the cuteness of Britney's children. They both look, well...so less than ordinary.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Reeses Pieces is adorable!!
Ripa looks haggard.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Brit's boys are very cute either.
ReplyDeleteBabies/kids are people, and not all people are pretty/cute or good people.
Anna Nicole and Angelina had cute children, the rest of the celeb world - not really. Brit's kids are not terribly attractive, poor things.
ReplyDeleteI don't see why anyone feels the need to point out that they don't think a child is cute or good-looking. I think pretty much all kids are cute in some way, if not traditionally pretty or handsome. It does make some of you sound heartless and judgemental. Kids should be off-limits - be critical of the adults, if you have to sit in judgement of someone else's appearance.
ReplyDeleteI honestly would be much happier to never see another picture or story about a celeb's child. It is one thing to rip on the peeps who "chose" this life and constantly put themselves in a position to be photographed - fair game!
ReplyDeleteThe celebs who work hard at maintaining a low-pro usually have a relatively peaceful private life.
The onlly family members of celebs I love to hate are the parents who have pimped their kids into this biz. Because of that, I really do have some sympathy for Britney, Lindsey and Simpson twits. Brit and LinZ have no "Mommy Dearest" excuse anymore. They are out of control. But I can't help wondering if they had had the opportunity to develop emotionally like most people, would they still be such assholes.
I think you either are or you aren't~ with Britney she's just a little, um, simple. Having fame just amplified what she already was. People were happy to jsut have her smile sweetly and shake her a**, now they feel like she's suddenly an idiot~no, she's always been an idiot, she just doesn't have as many people doing spin on what she says to make it look "normal" like it used to.
ReplyDeleteis it just me or does brit look like vince neil in this pic?
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Ok, im not trying to start anything but A LOT of other sites on the net are referencing a Fetal Alchol Sydrome website that has a visual display of what a young male child with FAS features looks like. Im really sorry to say that little Jayden has a lot of the said features, which are very distinct by the way. Honestly, im neutral in Britney territory and ive always rooted for her but if she was drinking while pregnant with this poor sweet child she does not deserve any attention from the public and she should go away and deal with her issues. Its REALLY hard to deny that this child has FAS when you see a visual of the indicators. God bless his little heart. As for Brit, well there is a lot of speculation that she is trying to file a restraining order against her mother and use some type of meds that Lynne is on as a factor- well, i hope Lynne rats her out and this becomes public because this is the final straw in the constant irresponsibility she shows toward her children.
ReplyDeleteI was quite surprised when i saw this picture as the first 'official' picture of JJ because if she was waiting so long to debut him you would think she was waiting for a big magazine cover. Then she goes and gives the shot to what looks like some small magazine and seems to be a pic thats INSIDE the mag... was she hoping that people would just stop speculating and that a lot of people wouldnt see it or analyze it to death the way that they would have if he was on the cover of a huge mag? Im sorry to say that im 90% sure that this child has FAS. IF he does i cannot even believe that she is out and about going partying after being so irresponsible. Is she really that selfish?
ReplyDeleteJust check out http://www.aafp.org/afp/20050715/279.html this site shows photos of facial characteristics of FAS then you can realise the possible truth
ReplyDeleteAppearantly, the pic of JJ and Britney is from some Australian womens mag and was on the last page of the magazine... strange considering this is first published up close pic of her with him. NO Britney the joke is not on us... we smell what youre hiding and its not pretty. If this poor kid has FAS her career is over for good once the public figures this out.
ReplyDeleteThe child looks 'special'. It's her fault.
ReplyDeleteOf course JJ has FAS. How could he not?!?!?! Maybe he can overcome most of it with excellent nutrition or something. Good luck to him. And, yes, Brit does look like Vince Neil. Poor kid!!
ReplyDeleteI love Steve Buscemi! I think I've seen all his movies. He's a really brilliant actor.
i'm so glad we have a blog full of doctors on this site! how do you all find the time to post (in between patients)??? you are all a bunch of critical fuck heads that don't know shit about shit, so stop "diagnosing" children w/ so-called fas. this is fucking ridiculous...
ReplyDeleteomg, everyone that ent posted pics of has a thin upper lip, could it be FAS? (obviously being sarcastic)
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Photo comments...
ReplyDeleteBrits: I just wanna adopt those two beautiful boys and get them the hell away from their idiot mother..
Wilmer makes me itch, and not in a good way.
Love that Reese and Kelly take good care of their kids. And say what you want about Kelly, I thinkshe falls victim to the Hollywood curse that says women can't have an ounce of fat on their bodies. She is way thin.
Cyn
"Of course JJ has FAS. How could he not?!?!?! Maybe he can overcome most of it with excellent nutrition or something."
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, FAS is not something you get over. It's not like childhood eczema.
When I read the headline for the Britney article I thought it said: Britney, on the drink.
ReplyDeleteI mean the baby looks special, but moms looks special too. And should I mention Fed? Two idiots had a BABY. I mean 2 BABIES...
Tracee
You people are fucking idiots. Its one thing to trash the mother but its entirely different to talk shit on that little boy who is innocent.
ReplyDeleteFAS? Where's the proof, where's the evidence? She kept him hidden because she was gonna wait to get paid for the photos like she got paid for Sean's but since you idiots were saying there was something wrong with the kid she had to come out and dispell those rumors, hence the new pictures.
Fuck off, and stop reading tmz, and perezhilton and using google to diagnose someone. She didn't start partying until AFTER she gave birth.
Not to mention FAS isn't really detecable until the kid is older so there goes all of your theories.
All you fat housewives need to take care of your own brats instead of sitting on your fat asses talking shit about somebody's kid. I wonder who's watching your kids while you're tearing that kid apart? ha, probably lying face down in the bathtub while "mommy" takes a break on the internets.
fat housewives, all of yas.
10:27- Woah there, you hot sexy beast with such an awesome life that you consider sticking up for Britney Spears as mother of the year as one of your favorite hobbies, no one was trashing the kid at all, it was mere speculation out of concern because this particular photograph seems to exhibit a lot of features in common with those displayed on a legitimate FAS site. Read up moron and stop telling people to fuck off- are you 12 or just that ignorant?
ReplyDeleteWell I dont think I would have worded it the same as 10:27 but I agree - glad you anon poster on a random gossip site is 'concerned' about JJ but if you what do you think your speculation will do - save the kid? Please, I know you are not that naive - So what it comes down to at this point is you trying to spreading rumors about a baby - Not sticking up for Britney but do feel that you are crossing a line diagnosing a child w/FAS based on a couple of pictures in a magazine... and whatever - nothing you can say will convince me you are doing this out of concern for a child - call DSS then, not post anon on a blog.
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