Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Random Photos

A real honest to God smile. I'm thinking it's because of the guy standing next to her who refused to be photographed. OR. Brad Pitt's mom gave her some good loving. I will let you decide. You can have fun with either choice really.

Gigi has already dropped the Grazer from the last name and has dropped ten pounds. You think she might be looking? I could be the first 65 year old boy toy.
Hey cheer up!! You're Eva Mendes.
"Awwww. Ashton, you're such a dork." or

"Please don't leave me Ashton. I'll act 18 if you want me too."
Alfonso looks like, well a big fat guy who's is out of shape and probably in bead health but still manages to snag decent looking women because he was on television. You tell me in what other world she even talks to him.
Will.i.am and his soldiers. Rumer wore a dress for mom, but no photos with her.
Nice boyfriend. When he makes you dodge cars to be his boyfriend, it may be time to get a new one Rachel Stevens.
Elf? St. Patricks Day? It doesn't matter. It still looks like a big slurpee was dumped all over Kristin.
On her way to John Mayer's hotel at 1am. She's now reduced to being a booty call. He didn't even go to see her. She went to see him. Desperation.



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14 comments:

  1. Hez12:15 PM

    Hey, J.Simp! We have the same t-shirt!

    Except mine's not drenched in bimbetic desperation and John Mayer piss.

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  2. Anonymous12:15 PM

    The girl with Alfonso is a porn star! I think her name is Ashlyn Brooke or something... a paid guest of his, perhaps? :)

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  3. Anonymous12:28 PM

    Bibetic desperation? I have a new favourite saying! Many thanks, Hez! I'll raise a big glass of John Mayer peepee to toast you.

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  4. Anonymous1:54 PM

    Rumer is nasty

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  5. Anonymous2:52 PM

    Mwhahaha, HEZ! You know he raining golden showers all over her.

    Hey Ent, what Alonso has "bead health"? What the fuck is that? A disease that makes his head look like a juicy walnut? He looks like the stay-puft man from ghostbusters. All that's missing is the sailor hat.

    Tracee

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  6. Anonymous2:59 PM

    Bad health tracee..and not worth the effort you put in..lol

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  7. Anonymous3:08 PM

    Uh..this picture was taken at 11pm outside a gas station so not where your source is EL but they lied...

    JS

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  8. Lulu3:43 PM

    Would Krisin Cavalleri be a good guess for the 'lovely blond' with the bad habit whose friends are worried about? Just thought her acting career strikes me as fledgling....

    And I realllly don't think that Jessica Simpson would be on a booty call...it's not her style

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  9. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Anon 2:59,

    Got it! I can stop searching through my medical encyclopedia trying to identify the "bead" cancer that's going around. HA!!!

    Tracee

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  10. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Anon 2:59,

    Got it! I can stop searching through my medical encyclopedia trying to identify the "bead" cancer that's going around. HA!!!

    Tracee

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  11. Anonymous3:55 PM

    Jen's smiling cause that water she's sucking back and shilling is full of gin.

    KIA

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  12. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Woah, that's not Slurpee green....that's CHRISTMAS WRAP green!

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  13. Jerry4:08 AM

    And I realllly don't think that Jessica Simpson would be on a booty call...it's not her style

    Jessica Simpson has a style?

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  14. Anonymous9:01 AM

    I think Jennifer A. looks a little high in that picture. I think Jessica S. is desperate enough to be reduced to booty call-status just to keep seeing John Mayer. After all, he wasn't too respectful towards her in the media when they ended their very first little fling, and she still went back for more.

    F.

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