"Hi. I heard you are worth $100M. Looking for a wife?"
"Hi. I heard you are worth $100M. Looking for a wife?"
Aaaah, the loving couple. Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman.
The happy couple starting to get their freak on.
Congratulations Fran on 7 years of wellness.
At least Ben got up. Looks like crap, but got up. I can't do it. Matt Damon seems shocked. Maybe all that time at the playground with Violet has improved his coordination.
8 hours with Ken Paves and this is the best Ashlee Simpson can look. With all the Jessica hair disasters of late, I'm beginning to think Mr. Paves is very overrated.
"Hi. I heard you are worth $100M. Looking for a wife?"
Aaaah, the loving couple. Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman.
The happy couple starting to get their freak on.
Congratulations Fran on 7 years of wellness.
At least Ben got up. Looks like crap, but got up. I can't do it. Matt Damon seems shocked. Maybe all that time at the playground with Violet has improved his coordination.
8 hours with Ken Paves and this is the best Ashlee Simpson can look. With all the Jessica hair disasters of late, I'm beginning to think Mr. Paves is very overrated.
Fity don't want a black wife. He hardly looks interested in that beautiful girl. But he looks very comfortable with the Duchess...what a loser. Can't stand that buck tooth, beaver headed, Tyson clone fuck. What a disgrace for the black community. Tsk, tsk.
ReplyDeleteTracee
"beginning to think"???
ReplyDeleteDude, have you SEEN Ken Paves? His manbangs look like he's got a wet Yorkie mauling his head.
WOW,
ReplyDeleteEven my hairdresser does a much better job on my hair than Ken Paves did to that poor girl! He should be out of a job SOON! Maybe he did Britney's hair too and that's why she had to shave it off!
-Lucky
LMAO - manbangs! My new favorite word!
ReplyDeleteTracee you talk a lot a smack for no reason, I'm thinking you're more the disgrace..for even bringing race to begin with.
ReplyDeleteIt probably took 6 hours just to wash the stench off that biotch and her nasty weave.
ReplyDeletejax
Um, I don't think that's Jessica Simpson. Sure doesn't look like her even with that face she's making.
ReplyDeleteCyn
11:31 you have no clue about me. So don't address me like you do.
ReplyDeleteAre you familiar with a BI that Ent posted a couple of weeks ago? No? Then KICK ROCKS bitch.
Tracee
ya Tracee you're right..(eye roll) the man has made millions and more legally (and quite savvy I might add)without selling out to the thugs..gives back to his community and has countless charities he's involved with...what a disgrace!!!
ReplyDeleteget a clue..not everything is about race no matter how hard you try to make it.
jax
oooooh the BLIND ITEM..hello its blind get over it and leave the race shit elsewhere, this isnt that type of site.
ReplyDeleteThx, Jax. I'm glad someone sees where I'm coming from.
ReplyDeleteHis thuggish way and the way he promotes it is unbelievable. He has given nothing back to the community and though he gives shout outs to his hood, he has done NOTHING to help his community.
This is man who praises Bush as being "a true G."
Ridick!
Tracee
LOL Tracee maybe you need to READ what I wrote again dear.
ReplyDeleteI was in no way agreeing with you.
My bad. I don't like fity. Never will. What you see as giving back to the community, I don't. He could put more positive messages out there and he doesn't.
ReplyDeleteAnd the only reason I mentioned race was the BI about the popular rapper who has a white girlfriend in secret and talks badly about black women behind closed doors. That's it. Take it as you want.
We can agree to disagree.
Tracee
Fran looks lovely! I'm very happy for her!!
ReplyDeleteYes we can agree that you are wrong. LOL.
ReplyDelete-jax
OMG... YOU GUYS...I WAS ON ANOTHER SITE AND THEY ARE SAYING THAT TOM CRUISE IS GAY!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GOT THEIR INFO FROM, BUT IF I HEAR ANYTHING ELSE, I WILL LET YOU KNOW. THIS IS SO CRAZY!!!!
ReplyDeleteJax-Really?! BECAUSE, I thought we were agreeing you were wrong? LOL...oh well honey bunches, sweety pops.
ReplyDeleteWe already know that Anon 12:23...maybe you read that here.
Tracee
Ken Paves does Texas beauty contest "big hair". I believe he hates women because all of his clients look hideous. It's funny when you think about it.
ReplyDeleteKate's hubby is a cutie.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA 12:32...never thought of it that way. Perhaps he has "mommy" issues...
ReplyDeleteHere's a BI:
ReplyDeleteSo there's this woman who likes to comment on an up-and-coming gossip blog. A lot. In fact, most days she can be found joking and inserting her opinion on almost every item on the blog, all day long. The thing is, this woman is actually someone rumored to be the ghost writer of the blog, Hez. Whether Hez is the ghost writer or not, no one knows, but this "other" commentor uses the same type of offhand humor, jokes and expressions as Hez that it's caught the attention of some of the other commenters. Hint: Her name rhymes with "spacy."
Reveal: Tracee! Very good! (Golf claps).
Damn if Ben Affleck had some Cisco Adler low-riders, we might have seen some REAL action!
ReplyDeleteere's a BI:
ReplyDeleteSo there's this woman who likes to comment on an up-and-coming gossip blog. A lot. In fact, most days she can be found joking and inserting her opinion on almost every item on the blog, all day long. The thing is, this woman is actually someone rumored to be the ghost writer of the blog, Hez. Whether Hez is the ghost writer or not, no one knows, but this "other" commentor uses the same type of offhand humor, jokes and expressions as Hez that it's caught the attention of some of the other commenters. Hint: Her name rhymes with "spacy."
Reveal: Tracee! Very good! (Golf claps).
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God, anon 1:26- you have got a lot of time on your hands. And ur an idiot. no one wants to read your crap either.
asslee looks scared of her own reflection.
Lay off Tracee, 'K?
ReplyDeleteThank you very much.
No need to get nasty with someone you don't know over someone you don't know.
Some of you are so sensitive. Who cares whose making fun of the celebrities? Isn't that why we're here? Ent, seems to encourage it. If you're here to worship a celeb go to their website. They would appreciate the stalker following (sigh)
ReplyDeleteOh blow me..Tracee knows damn well it was all in good fun so chill the f*ck out. And we're sensitive??
ReplyDeletejax
Actually anon 1:26, Hez and are conjoined twins who take turns posting on this blog. So we're not the SAME person, but pretty close. Hopefully our surgery to seperate will be successful in July.
ReplyDeleteKeep your fingers crossed!
Tracee
SOmeone is cranky today. :(
ReplyDeleteC'mon everyone...group hug for Jax, looks like he needs it today!
And I'll blow you, but I'll need a magnifying glass and tweezers.
jax by your reaction i would say you are a little sensitive. maybe just a bit
ReplyDeleteTracee is cool
ReplyDeleteJax is a dick
End of story.
Thx 3:40, you R-O-C-K in the USA! :)
ReplyDeleteTracee
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThx 3:40, you R-O-C-K in the USA! :)
Tracee
4:43 PM
only in the usa? that could be an insult. is anyone offended??
either way, on the topic of 50, smart water and the like, i will bring up the new j aniston sm ads.
ReplyDeleteit makes me not want to drink the stuff.
1:54 - Actually that BI took me a couple of minutes, which is nothing compared to the amount of time that some of you spend, over and over on each item, all day and into the night. The only reason I know this is because I read the comments after all the items are posted at one time and I see the same names, using the same lingo/catchphrases, timed throughout the day.
ReplyDeleteThe "ur" "yr" "K" "sheesh" and badass-sounding jokey street talk sounds like the same person, who also uses it on her website.
But maybe what I say isn't real - everything on this site could be fiction, remember?
I really don't think Hez and Tracee writes in the same way at all, but they are both both hilarious all the same.
ReplyDeleteAnd about 50: He hasn't 'sold out' to thugs? He IS the thug! Even Lil' Kim said she'll never work with him again bacause he is to much of a thug for her.
F.
OMG! I thought that "woman" with 50 was actually Chris Rock in drag!
ReplyDeleteOh Anon @ 5:13 you are so superior to the rest of us - we bow to your superiority and incredibly insightful contributions.
ReplyDeleteanon 11:31,
ReplyDeletei agree, this tracee person is so annoying
jax rocks!
ReplyDeleteGawd get over it- back to the gossip- that model chick with 50 has serious man hands- she could bitch slap him into next week.
ReplyDeleteAgree with 8:32. Why gossip about other posters? Aren't we are here to gossip about celebs?
ReplyDeleteBen looks like a cardboard figure of himself on that surfboard and Damon is totally laughing his ass off.
it's an OPINION people, not gossip.
ReplyDeleteGood, Tracee, the fact that you are a conjoined twin explains it! I thought of that, too, or that maybe it is one person with multiple personalities, all taking turns cracking each other up! Good luck on the surgery in July! (my apologies to any conjoined twins out there!)
ReplyDelete9:41 do you have a mental health disorder? what makes you think people want to hear your OPINION? you seem a little off in the head
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