Random Photos Part One

The dog is wearing a Chloe Dao original. Yes, the one and only Chloe who won Project Runway. I thought she was doing well the last time we checked on her. I understand there could be lots of money doing designer dog wear, but is that what you really want to do forever or be known for?
From Mr. American Express being photographed in front of a huge MasterCard sign to his previously unknown talent in regards to foot longs, Jerry Seinfeld is not captured at his best moment ever.
Honestly, her horse face doesn't look as bad when she's dressed down like this. Maybe it's the hat. Maybe she should always wear a baseball hat. Designer dress with a Mets cap.
"The dogs name? How the hell should I know? I came to the event and they threw this dog in my arms and said work it."
This photo is from a HAIR cutting contest. It's important to get half naked for a HAIR cutting contest. The shampoo lady is going to love it when I get half naked next time because I want to look like the model in the HAIR cutting contest. It's not even that great of a haircut. She did a nice job on his chest though. No hair to be seen.
He's not looking at her eyes, and he's clearly disappointed that she chose to wear a bra, and a shirt, and a jacket. He finally gets to meet Victoria Beckham and she's got more clothes on here than the last 4 days combined.
Megan Fox poses like she's going to be on the cover of Vogue. It's actually a Transformers press conference in Seoul and the reporters had no idea what she was doing. She actually started walking in front of the stage area like it was a runway show. Well I don't know what you can expect from a woman who says that when she has a "thought she gets it as a tattoo." She has five tattoos so I guess she has had five thoughts in her life. One of her tattoos says "Brian's" and it points right down to her "pie" as she put it.
"I'm in a foreign country now. So maybe my I'm a director and producer line will work."
"I messed up her hair repeatedly and made myself famous in the process. Come to my school and you can also learn to make everyone look like a tranny slut, and have them pay you and take you everywhere while doing it."