Random Photos Part 2

**Update** The woman in red is Aimee-Lynn Chadwick.

This photo was taken in Hawaii. Nice place. I always smile while I'm there. Well except for one time which involved bare feet, lava rock, and a bottle of Everclear. Anyway, Hawaii makes you smile. Further, this was an award show solely to honor Claire Danes. This is a party for her. Show some enthusiasm. Please. I'm begging you.
Honey. You are just supposed to endorse the vodka, not drink the whole bottle.
First of all this whole suspenders with the shorts thing has got to go. Second, this photo is not going to make me rush out and buy Playboy. When I see this, I'm not thinking to myself, "I have got to see Amanda Beard naked."
"Hey Hilary. You want to play find the candy bar?"
"No, I'm not here to see Anna Kournikova. I'm into this whole nature thing. I've got trees."
Ashton Kutcher and a life size Queen of Spades.
David Gest is trying waaaaaay to hard to prove he's straight. Come on David. You were married to Liza Minelli. Liza Minelli. You probably got more action at the wedding from Michael Jackson than from Liza.
One of these guys spent the night hitting on
Hayden's mom???
Keira Knightley stars in the Natalie Portman Story. Sienna Miller co-stars as Natalie's slutty next door neighbor.
"It's been 13 years and I still get laid by telling OJ stories." Why is Kato even invited to parties? What list is he on?
I'm guessing Jesse met her in rehab. Just guessing here.