Morning Links
Tom and Katie went to Europe to really work on Posh and Becks. Allegedly the two couples stayed out until 7am one night. The only way Tom stayed out until 7am was if he had both the Beckhams strapped to the box. Tom and Katie did visit the German Church of Scientology Headquarters at 245am. Everyone knows that is what time the real service starts. Katie and Suri went and saw Knut the polar bear while Tom met with the other aliens. I don't know what Tom is doing to Katie, but she is looking about 50. I also love their movie kiss. Lips to chin and not a tongue to be found.
Paris Hilton gets to use scissors and glue.
The evil EL's friends are talking smack about Tony Parker. I can only hope he gets her back by leaving her at the altar. No breaking up with her a week before or even the night before. I want her in the church, about to walk down the aisle, when someone points out there is no one on the groom's side of the aisle.
