Morning Links

As Paris heads back to the LA County jail, the LA Times reviewed 1500 cases from 2002 that were similar to Paris. What took them weeks, took me one night looking at my files, but we reached the same conclusion.

Kim Kardashian is joining the Pussycat Dolls.
Whatever happened to the good old days of rehab? The only person I can think of recently who has done it old school was Keith Urban. Haven't seen him drunk or stoned or doing anything wrong since he got out. I long for the days when stars would basically be in lockdown for a month or two and get straight. Now, they treat it more like a day camp, and when it rains they don't bother showing up. Richie Sambora is done with rehab after a week. A week? You are not even done with the shakes after a week.

How come I never see the models on Project Runway topless? If you did, there would be one less piece of clothing for the judges to bitch at. I think painting Petra Nemcova's body and throwing a pair of ugly pants on her is fine art. You can click here to see if you agree. (NSFW)

Photos of Meg Ryan on the beach with her very adorable daughter. I know I'm supposed to remember everything, but when did she adopt this kid? I can't keep track of who wants to adopt, who did adopt, who is pregnant or who is just bloated.

Jake's going to do Broadway. No, he's not actually going to do them as in swapping spit in the shower doing them. He's just going to be in some show based on the Howard Dean candidacy. Hopefully with he being in New York and his "girlfriend" Reese being in NY won't cause them any problems. You know they are trying to have baby and she is probably just the woman for him.

Britney has a nice little way to earn some extra cash.