Thursday, June 14, 2007

Morning Links

As Paris heads back to the LA County jail, the LA Times reviewed 1500 cases from 2002 that were similar to Paris. What took them weeks, took me one night looking at my files, but we reached the same conclusion.

Kim Kardashian is joining the Pussycat Dolls.
Whatever happened to the good old days of rehab? The only person I can think of recently who has done it old school was Keith Urban. Haven't seen him drunk or stoned or doing anything wrong since he got out. I long for the days when stars would basically be in lockdown for a month or two and get straight. Now, they treat it more like a day camp, and when it rains they don't bother showing up. Richie Sambora is done with rehab after a week. A week? You are not even done with the shakes after a week.

How come I never see the models on Project Runway topless? If you did, there would be one less piece of clothing for the judges to bitch at. I think painting Petra Nemcova's body and throwing a pair of ugly pants on her is fine art. You can click here to see if you agree. (NSFW)

Photos of Meg Ryan on the beach with her very adorable daughter. I know I'm supposed to remember everything, but when did she adopt this kid? I can't keep track of who wants to adopt, who did adopt, who is pregnant or who is just bloated.

Jake's going to do Broadway. No, he's not actually going to do them as in swapping spit in the shower doing them. He's just going to be in some show based on the Howard Dean candidacy. Hopefully with he being in New York and his "girlfriend" Reese being in NY won't cause them any problems. You know they are trying to have baby and she is probably just the woman for him.

Britney has a nice little way to earn some extra cash.


12 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:31 AM

    Oh geeze - a celebrity who adopts a child and doesn't call the paparazzi, nor does she sell her story with photo's to People magazine. What's wrong with Meg, anyway?

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  2. Anonymous9:36 AM

    What exactly are the Pussycall Dolls? Is it some sort of....wait I better not type what I was going to say while at work.

    The phrase 'tag team' was involved though.

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  3. Anonymous9:39 AM

    How does Britney make $$ off Paps? how much does she make? I thought she was worth millions

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  4. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Brenda, the Pussycat Dolls are *singers* that look hookers about to do some pole dancing.

    Yeah....they're *singers*....

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  5. Anonymous10:24 AM

    Yeah, the Pussycat Dolls were a burlesque dance act that turned "singers"...

    I remember Meg adopting...Is her daughter's name Daisy or something? I just think no one really cared at the time.

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  6. Anonymous11:55 AM

    why are you on here if you dont even know who the fuckin Pussycat Dolls are???

    this site aint for begginers.

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  7. Anonymous11:59 AM

    Anon 11:55 wrote:
    "this site aint for begginers."


    Or good spellers, either, apparently.

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  8. Anonymous12:16 PM

    Hey, no one EVER stated richie was in rehab. He was in UCLA Medical Centre, and could have been treated for one of many conditions, or even just assessed for various things.

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  9. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Wasn't there a BI recently about a group that consisted mainly of former prozzies the other day? I can't remember where I read it, though. Hm..

    F.

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  10. Anonymous2:46 PM

    Meg adopted her daughter in January 2006. There was plenty of attention but unlike some celebrities, she does not feel the need for exclusive photoshoots like Sheryl Crow or Angelina Jolie.

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  11. Anonymous2:02 AM

    whats with all the britney bashing lately? i thought she was a "friend". i guess the last guy forgot to tell you that tidbit before you guys switched writers on this blog.

    anyway, if its true, props for her, she's smarter than i thought. although something tells me she's not that hard up for cash.

    also, its not like she's forcing tmz and other shitty sites to purchase pictures of her that they then use to make fun of her with. just stop buying the pictures! problem solved.

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  12. Anonymous11:33 AM

    I found the BI i was referring to, Michael Musto 05/31:

    "What female pop group were all prosties—except for the one of them who was basically the procurer?"

    F.

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